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[eggsup]

This fluffy thing followed me home today, and only when I got to the end of the first block did I realize it was a dog. What's the protocol on dogs that follow you home? It's sitting outside the door and not leaving, and I haven't the heart to yell at something that looks like a walking stuffed toy.

Comments

[andaclatter]

Give it to the fucking priest.

[eggsup]

I don't know any fucking priests.

[andaclatter]

Oh, the priest down there. He took the fucking puppy that followed me home. Must be a plague of fucking puppies.

[eggsup]

Must be, I s'pose.

[stormful]

A dog, little one?

[eggsup]

A fluffy bloody adorable Pomeranian. It's obviously someone's dog. I mean, isn't it? It's cute.

[stormful]

If it has a collar, it likely belongs to someone. If not - well. I guess it's up to you.

[eggsup]

It does, which is the problem. I can't just let it sit outside.

[verticordious]

Does it have a collar or a microchip?

[eggsup]

Quite possibly.

[verticordious]

You haven't checked?

[eggsup]

I've looked at it, but not for a microchip.

[modraed]

I'd think you should put up signs just in case someone's lost it.

[eggsup]

And in the meantime I do what, keep it?

[modraed]

That is usually the way of things, though if that pains you I suppose I can take it in.

[eggsup]

It's fine, I'll take it.

[eggsup]

I'm not going to keep it. Dogs take time and dedication to care, neither of which I have for a household pet. God forbid I ever get a plant.

[eggsup]

What do you have against dogs, Minos?