Today, I gave another aerial tour to a couple of tourists. Maybe it’s just that I’ve seen the city from above many times, but their excited chatter got on my nerves. Quickly. But the baffling part is that I told them how obnoxious they were. We then got into an argument (which is no picnic at an altitude of two thousand feet). Needless to say, they
(
Read more... )
Comments 25
Reply
Trust me: after a dozen times, their appeal lessens.
But if you've never been, try it out.
Reply
Reply
Pleased to meet you. If you'd like, I can arrange a tour for you around New York. It wouldn't be any trouble.
Reply
Oh, names, haha! At least you've got a normal name. My parents named me Poppy Ambrosia Blotter. Try putting that on job applications.
Reply
Poppy Ambrosia Blotter? I’ve seen worse. In any case, I’m sure most people can look past the name to the person inside.
Reply
Oh, I wasn't saying it's the worst, just that name combined with growing up in San Fran means people think I'm like... on drugs.
Reply
Prove them wrong, and they'll never think that way again.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Hello. Remind me as to who you are first, please. Apparently it's not safe here.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Does Apep talk to everyone often? Or is he content to merely lurk around? We should learn about anything he might be planning before he does become a "big-BIG" problem.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
It's great to see you, Aunt Nephthys. Tell me how you are.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Oh. I don’t…I want. Damn it. I would say it’s not a problem, but it is. I’ll deal with it somehow. Best case scenario, we avoid each other.
Thank you for letting me know, Aunt Nephthys. Don’t worry about me too much. Make sure to be careful yourself.
Reply
Reply
I suppose I should. I only learned he was on here recently, and I don’t have his contact details. It'd be helpful if you could please let me know where to find him.
Reply
You know Ra. He wants to know anything and everything. I'll give you his cell and you can call him yourself to tell him what you've been up to all this time. [number provided]
He's vacationing in the Hamptons. Why, did you want to tag along all the way there and squirrel onto his private yacht?
Reply
Leave a comment