❀ five

[howlovefled]

I'm used to men being despicable, with one or two notable exceptions (or just the one exception, perhaps ♥). It's men being cowardly, anonymous and despicable that surprises me. It shouldn't surprise me but I guess I'm still young enough to hope for the best.

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[nevermercy]

Let me guess: you got stood up.

[howlovefled]

I did not get stood up. I've never been stood up in my life.

[nevermercy]

You haven't been alive that long. Give it a couple years.

[howlovefled]

Whyyyyy must you burst my bubble, time and time again, Sir Agravaine?

[nevermercy]

You set yourself up for it.

[howlovefled]

You could at least be a gentleman before you shoot me down~

[nevermercy]

The word "gentleman" never goes in the same fucking sentence as my name.

[howlovefled]

And again you insist on shattering my illusions about knights. You, sir, are mean.

[nevermercy]

Hear that? It's the sound of me giving a shit.

[howlovefled]

Hear that? It's the sound of me barfing because you're so gross. ♥

[nevermercy]

If I was so gross, you wouldn't keep talking to me, Barbie.

[howlovefled]

You know what you can do with your stupid logic?

[nevermercy]

I've got an idea. But go on.

[howlovefled]

I'll let you use your imagination, sweetheart.

[nevermercy]

Already beat you there.

[howlovefled]

Cool. You have fun with that.