Sixty-four

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Here's a little reminder to everyone out there reading this, a PSA if you'll indulge me for a mo - No matter how noble your intentions and how brave your heart, if you act like an asshat people will assume you're an asshat.

Comments

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You are an arrogant twat, it's what makes you bearable.

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I realize this is directed at my brother, however I feel compelled to explain - it's a family trait.

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Arrogant twat is not an endearing trait on everyone, mate. Go on.

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How right you are, miss. For example, my brother Agravaine and I make it work far better than our other brothers.

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I'll be the judge of that, who are your brothers?

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Other than Agravaine, there's Gaheris (who is far more arrogant than he claims), and Gawain. The latter actually isn't a twat at all, much as it pains me to admit it

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Four of you.

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There's a fifth somewhere, but he's yet to show his face.

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Your mother was rather busy then.

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Times were different then.

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I'm sure they were.

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Believe me when I say our mother did far more than spit out sons all the day long.

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I do.

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Good. My brother seems to like you. I hope one day to say the same.

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Your brother and I are kindred spirits, or the non-corny equivalent.

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Isn't that just thrilling.