❀ four

[howlovefled]

It's totally weird but I seem to have gotten work as a model. I guess it's one way of paying off Daddy's credit card bill before he goes totally postal when he sees it~ [gone]

To celebrate, I'm going to eat lots of bread at Blue Ribbon and no one's going to stop me. Carbohydrates: a girl's greatest frenemy. ♥

Comments

[nevermercy]

Sure you're not too shrimpy?

[howlovefled]

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, Sir Agravaine.

[nevermercy]

Why not, think I'm jealous?

[howlovefled]

Ha! That's exactly what I think. You only wish you were nineteen again, I bet.

[nevermercy]

Fuck nineteen, high school was better. Until grade twelve.

[howlovefled]

Are you saying I'm old? High school sucked. Were you a jock? I bet you were.

[nevermercy]

Until I was kicked off the football team.

[howlovefled]

Did you kill someone? I hear that's totally against the rules. I was a cheerleader until I was kicked off the squad.

[nevermercy]

Almost. Of course you were a cheerleader. Were you not blonde enough?

[howlovefled]

I am plenty blonde, thank you, and naturally so. No. I may have gotten into a slight scrap with the head cheerleader from another school that resulted in me not being allowed play anymore. Fortunately, it happened, like, really late in my senior year when my school acceptance was pretty much all confirmed.

[nevermercy]

Slight scrap meaning you bitch slapped her and pulled her hair?

[howlovefled]

Were you there?

Wait. Did you see the YouTube video?

[nevermercy]

I'm just that fucking psychic.

[howlovefled]

Aren't you the special one? ♥ It's okay, though. We, like, kissed and made up afterwards.

[nevermercy]

Is there a YouTube video of that part?

[howlovefled]

Funny. No. I don't think so. Wait. No. Definitely not. Sicko.