The Lesson(s) of the Day :

[mythematiclife]

1. Stay in school.
2. Don't ride a motorcycle while drunk and in the rain.
3. (as an alternative to the former two points: ) Don't take the train late at night, or at the very least, learn to avert your eyes.

Comments

[darthanakin55]

Also, jokes about blind people (and Katie Couric's husband) are not funny.

[mythematiclife]

No, not in the least. Philosophical sock puppets, however, are acceptably humorous.

[darthanakin55]

Especially ones who always bring beer.

[staticburn]

Had I not read Ryon's post, I would've thought that you rode your motorcycle while drunk in the rain and crashed it again.

[mythematiclife]

I suppose it could look like that, so as an open notice to anyone who reads this : I did not crash any type of vehicle while drunk last night. I did, however, meet someone who had. He had injuries; they were gross.