01. Enter Crazy, stage left!

Feb 08, 2010 12:13

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SOS! HELP! KIDNAPPED GENIUS LOST ON THE SET OF THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! SEND HELP AND STARCHES! DOES THIS STUPID THING EVEN WORK?!

WTF is going on and why do the terrorists have Crackberries? Are we at war?! Is it the Chinese?! AL QAEDA?! What's going on?! Mayday mayday! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!!!

hello my name is topher!, *event=text only, inappropriate starches, not right in the head, spaz attack

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[Text] Oh good Lord, I lawled...more than once...and I've never even seen Dollhouse arrayed_back February 8 2010, 23:03:17 UTC
[Riza just blinks at the new message for a few seconds and then...somehow responds.]

Usually if someone says it isn't their fault, it actually is.

But since I haven't seen you on the network before, I may have reason to believe you.

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Re: [Text] YAY! SUCCESS! <3 thank you mytechendsworld February 8 2010, 23:08:35 UTC
It really wasn't me this time! I don't even know how I got here.

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[Text] Woo! \o/ You're welcome, bb arrayed_back February 8 2010, 23:24:04 UTC
By a very unfortunate mistake, I'm afraid. Has anyone explained this city to you yet?

And I apologize. My name is Riza Hawkeye.

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[Text] <33 mytechendsworld February 8 2010, 23:34:05 UTC
Mistake? I'm so lost.

Topher Brink.

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[Voice to Text] tophsmash February 9 2010, 00:06:06 UTC
what the heck are you saying?

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 00:46:12 UTC
HELP ME I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Dur. Can't you read?!

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[Text] tophsmash February 9 2010, 00:56:42 UTC
you and the rest of us bub. get over it.

actually i cant. comes with being blind.

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 00:59:18 UTC
How was I supposed to know that?! I just got here!

Wait how are you typing if you're blind?

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[Text] jam_lover_13 February 9 2010, 07:56:52 UTC
Why does everyone think they're kidnapped?
This seems to be especially the case when they think of themselves as geniuses.

You surely have been told that you are not kidnapped, yes?

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 08:08:30 UTC
Because I have been? What's being a genius have to do with it?

No?

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[Text] jam_lover_13 February 9 2010, 08:11:10 UTC
Nevermind. It's just that most persons who claimed to be intelligent thought they were kidnapped, when they came here.

No. This is a completly diffrent world. It has sucked you in and now you're stuck.

Welcome to Adstringendum.

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 08:28:51 UTC
How is that NOT kidnapping? Same concept! Being forced from one location to another without consent by force. Even if everyone claims this is a giant scifi rip off it doesn't change the fact that I belong in LA not here!

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[Text] - /does not read other comments. lazy turn_a_blindeye February 9 2010, 08:58:36 UTC
Set? Well, I guess that explains the overacting and bad lines.

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[Text] god damnit Kakashi. In every universe still the same mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 21:54:38 UTC
You try thinking of good lines when one minute you're in Tuscon watching a building explode and the next moment you're definitely not in Arizona or Kansas or anywhere close to a rainbow!!!!

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[Text] >.> 'same' as in cute and mysterious? turn_a_blindeye February 10 2010, 12:37:03 UTC
You live close to a rainbow? That's a first.

Though we've all done the displacement thing, some just more ...original in our lines than others.

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bunny_flower February 9 2010, 21:14:24 UTC
... There is no need for screaming, and there are no terrorists here, young man.

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 21:55:22 UTC
Any situation that involves being kidnapped is a CAPSLOCK situation!

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[Text] bunny_flower February 9 2010, 22:14:05 UTC
This is not a kidnapping. We are all stuck here.

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[Text] mytechendsworld February 9 2010, 22:32:53 UTC
Did you choose to be here?

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