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[mystichamburger]

Heeeere, turkey turkey turkey! Come to Maya, who will gobble you up and eat you and make you into a sandwich! Heeeeeeeere, turkeeeey!

[pause]

It's not working. Oh, I know! Maybe we need to pray to the turkey god of hamburgers?

Heeeere, turkey turkey turkey turkey!

Comments

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[mystichamburger]

AHA.

Bait!

[turkeydayeden]

MAYA threw BAIT!

WILD TURKEY is eating!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[mystichamburger]

NET.

[vonperfect]

Maya... there is so no such thing as a ... turkey god of hamburgers.

[mystichamburger]

But even turkeys have to eat hamburgers sometime!

[vonperfect]

No. They don't. I mean that in almost every way 'they don't' could be interpreted.

[mystichamburger]

There was this guy on TV who was demonstrating it!

[mokomanjuu]

How does Maya pray to the Turkey God?

[mystichamburger]

By eating hamburgers, silly!

[mokomanjuu]

Beef burger hamburgers or turkey burger hamburgers or ham burger hamburgers?