mystic_savage
Dec 28, 2018 05:00
- Fri, 04:42: I looked for “hangover polish” for a good two minutes before my mind informed me it’s called “nail polish remover”.
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mystic_savage
Sep 10, 2018 05:00
- Sun, 18:13: “If you were enjoying yourself, why’d we leave so early?” “I can’t stand being that socially awkward for more than an hour.”
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