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[mystery_skies]

Guy On The Phone: What's your address?
Me: 3823 streetname
GOTP: 3233...
Me: No, 3823
GOTP: 3283...
Me: No. *deep breath* Three. Eight. Two. Three.
GOTP: 3383...
Me: *headdesk*
GOTP: Are you hiring?
Me: Why yes! The position of office manager will be open just as soon as I stab myself to death with my mechanical pencil!In other news: I

Comments

[quantum_entropy]

I wish you were GM so you could /gdisband Facebook. The ensuing chaos would be amazing.

[autumnraina]

Hey Jenn, I saw this on McSweeney's and I thought "Jenn should totally submit open letters to these guys, she's awesome at open letters!"
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/21dudes.html