So, hi? I'm. I'm Isobel. And um. I am Dr. Essex's lab assistant. So you're the one who wanted to shoot him?
I really wish you wouldn't do that? I mean, what if a bullet had richoted and killed someone innocent? Like. Um. Like me?
Then again, I wouldn't have met Raven if you hadn't done that.
Maybe you should just email him? Dr. Essex. I mean, can't you just talk, maybe, without the shooting?
Just. You know. Thought maybe I'd point that out? Since shooting him won't, you know. Kill him. And then I'd be out of a job, and I really like my job.
Are you laughing at me because I slept with Raven? Because that's not nice! Just because I like girls--and, okay, maybe like really scary assassins--doesn't mean you get to laugh at me! I mean, how would YOU like it if you--
Hey. Wait a minute!! You're um. Laughing about getting along with Dr. Essex!
I just--I mean, maybe you could try? You'd have all that money still!
Awww, now I feel bad. Honest, it was the Sinister thing, not you. Seriously, I have no problem with you shagging Mystique, although your bosses might, and Rogue, so I'll just be retrolocking this conversation as well, I really must learn to do that from the start. In fact: way to go! Try not to fall for her, though, eh?
Oh, like it was my own money. I yoinked funds and ammo from the Friends of Humanity; they weren't using it for anything worthwhile.
I swear by my name that I will neither directly nor indirectly use you, Isobel Chambers, to get to Sinister; nor will I intentionally cause you harm or allow harm to come to you while we are together.
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Look, Mr. Mike--do you have a last name??--you seem nice. And I am sure you are! But I don't--I am very loyal to Dr. Essex, okay? I just think you should know that.
I like meeting people, especially the interesting ones. SHIELD agent, scientist, loyal assistant, consort of shapeshifters... Maybe you can convince me that Sinister isn't the greatest monster walking the Earth. At the very least, I can explain my motivation. If you're interested, of course. You pick the place, I'll buy the lunch.
He will learn precisely what happens when he harms you in any fashion.
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I really wish you wouldn't do that? I mean, what if a bullet had richoted and killed someone innocent? Like. Um. Like me?
Then again, I wouldn't have met Raven if you hadn't done that.
Maybe you should just email him? Dr. Essex. I mean, can't you just talk, maybe, without the shooting?
Just. You know. Thought maybe I'd point that out? Since shooting him won't, you know. Kill him. And then I'd be out of a job, and I really like my job.
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Holy crap, you shagged Mystique!
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Well, I---might have. Um.
You know, sometimes Dr. Essex says "shagged". If he had a drink. And forgets for a second that he's really too proper to reference sex around me.
Maybe you guys could get along?
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Hey. Wait a minute!! You're um. Laughing about getting along with Dr. Essex!
I just--I mean, maybe you could try? You'd have all that money still!
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Oh, like it was my own money. I yoinked funds and ammo from the Friends of Humanity; they weren't using it for anything worthwhile.
Also, I think we should meet!
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I--um. Probably too late. I'll try. Have you--have you ever met Raven? She's....really...
Yeah.
We could, but if you are trying to use me to get to Dr. Essex, don't even THINK about it! The last person who did that I'm apparently dating--
I mean--
Just don't do that! And I'm a human, by the way, but I have connections to the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants!
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I swear by my name that I will neither directly nor indirectly use you, Isobel Chambers, to get to Sinister; nor will I intentionally cause you harm or allow harm to come to you while we are together.
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And um. Why is it you would want to meet me? I, um. Think maybe you should tell me? I know some really scary people.
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I like meeting people, especially the interesting ones. SHIELD agent, scientist, loyal assistant, consort of shapeshifters... Maybe you can convince me that Sinister isn't the greatest monster walking the Earth. At the very least, I can explain my motivation. If you're interested, of course. You pick the place, I'll buy the lunch.
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