My son, the class clown...

[myrebelcat]

My 10yo son was assigned an essay describing how food travels through the human digestive system. Here's what he handed in...

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[ancastar]

my final grave known as the rectum

This is what got me. Inspired!

[myrebelcat]

I think "rectum" is one of those intrinsically funny words. Just try saying it aloud. Rectum.

Hee! ;-)

[aesposito]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[smirra]

As I missed you among the usual suspects in pros for a time I pop my head in here to raed your comments and stories of your family life. That's a brilliant idea, well done. I'm sure your son could make a career in creating funny tv adverts!

[myrebelcat]

I hit a complete wall on a Pros fic, and ended up not being able to meet a commitment for a zine. I decided I'd better take a break. Since then I've written a couple MfU fics, and some more S&H fics, too. I'm sure I'll return to Pros someday.

My son the advertising exec? ;-) Maybe... But I've got my fingers crossed that he'll become a chef - he likes taking cooking classes and lately he's been watching Chef School on the Food Network.

[smirra]

Just watch his ideas there- those are the big talents, who can make some money with it. *Can* I might add. Chef is a fine carreer, creative too and not stressful in a way marketing is.
I'll have a look of what you've written lately. Hope though to see you back with some ideas for pros.

[true_brit]

Comic genius apparently runs in the family :D

[andreathelion]

ROFL, that's absolutely hilarious and in my opinion it deserves a very good note
Alone for the idea and how he manages to turn a boring essay into something interesting and funny!

[myrebelcat]

I've got my fingers crossed for him! :-)