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[myra_musing]

We interrupt this unhealthy Chinese food binge to update you on the bingee's life. Aren't you

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[fecesfaerie]

Btw: if anyone can figure out my fortune, please let me know: "Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer." WTF?

Bead together a scented necklace and wear it; offer a piece to strangers you wish to make friends. It'll give you a unique activity for the day and a chance to view human reactions to an unusual situation (change of routine=change of perspective sort of thing)...

...Or maybe it's just to ward off resurrected vampires. Century long slumbers can make for some bad morning breath after all ^_^

[myra_musing]

Thanks for unraveling the mystery :) I think I should try this suggestion, as well as a century long slumber.

Sleep, sweet sleep....where have you been all my life?

[seaslug_of_doom]

I don't know what it means but I found the entirely appropriate home of fortune cookie fortunes --

Fortune Cookies of the Enchanted Goddess

[myra_musing]

And mine was even there! Here are some others I particularly liked:

When planning your future always include pretzels.

Never reach for the stars, they are hot balls of gas and will give you bad burns.

Suprise your parents, pretend you get along with them.

You are the only scooby snack of meditation in the whole box.

Three cookies, 5 time keeping inch worms, a box of scooby snacks, a lava lamp, and fish flakes are the most effective medicine.

To achieve a great goal, one must bring along duct tape.

There is a great temptaion in store for you dealing with cheese.

And the best one:

Now is the perfect time to stop relying on fortune cookies for answers.