Welcome to Missouri! ;D

[myorp]

To prove that we in Missouri know how to diversify our skill-sets, in order to compete in the modern economy, I offer the following real advertisement, pulled from a local free website for classified ads:

Comments

[elenbarathi]

LOL, good to know you're home, and have no need of the services this person offers.

[corellian_ninja]

that is.. amazing

[liedownlovely]

That's... wow.