[AU] ...F*CK.

[mynameisyuuta]

That's all I have to say. Baji, if I can't walk to work tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Stop walking around after your shower naked and wet! Not that I'm complaining, baby, but not on a work night~!

Damn, I need more sleep. Night, everyone.

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[zen_of_kabaji]

Gonna fucking blame me, are you, baby? How is it my fucking fault? You want me to take a shower with my damn cloths on or some shit like that?! fine...fine...not on a work night. I'll keep it in my pants...if you can keep it in yers

[mynameisyuuta]

Of course I am! We both know if you'd cover up I wouldn't be getting ideas. We'll... see.

[zen_of_kabaji]

Bet ya'd still fucking get ideas if I was wearing 20 fucking layers... But fine. Won't fucking so that no more. we damn sure will.

[mynameisyuuta]

...Maybe. not my fault you're a sexy bastard. Now come here, Big Daddy, I'm getting lonely~ ♥

[brazilian_mocha]

Not that I cared to know what the fuck you were doing with that dumbshit, but it's going to be fucking hilarious watching you limp around the shop tomorrow. Want me to make a trip to the store to get some ice for that, Bossman? Or maybe just some more of those condoms and lube you ended up being so thankful for? Since something tells me you ain't gonna hold to that "not on a work night" shit. But hey! You should be happy you're at least getting some now, right? :D

[mynameisyuuta]

You know what, Jackal? Go to hell. And that's 500 yen for every swear word on my journal coming out of YOUR paycheck. Keep it up, smart guy, and you'll be broke. Bite me. I'm tempted to take more out of your check for pissing me off.

[brazilian_mocha]

I fucking swear you have no sense of humor, man. Probably part of why you ended up limping in the first place. Being an eternal tightass will do that to you, you know. Maybe if you loosened up some... Nah! Who am I kidding? You're always going to be like that! XD And fuck! Shit! Motherfucker! Look! I'm cursing on your journal! There goes more of my chump change you call a paycheck! Do your worst, Bossman. I practically work for you for fucking free, anyway. No thanks, dude. You're not my type, so you're gonna have to ask that stupid dumbfuck to do it for you if you're into that kinky biting shit. And I'll take that as a "yes, go buy me some more." I'll put them in their usual spot in your desk drawer! :D

[mynameisyuuta]

Neither do you, so we're even, bastard. And you know what? Done. Paycheck's gone, have fun looking at your boyfriends' disappointed faces for the next two weeks because you can't buy them anything or take them anywhere.