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[mymotherthegun]

It had been a long day of Philanthropying, that was for sure. The Patriots had just whipped themselves up a fresh batch of super-weapons and it was up to one Solid Snake to stop them. Yes sir, he couldn't wait to get home to his hot boyfriend, male wife and Ex-Catholic Schoolgirl/Baby's Mama.

Comments

[reads_wingfic]

...never have I been so proud to be your lesbian midget sidekick. Oh god.

S-someone call Vergil his "Uncle Vergy." Please.

[hasibutzi]

Please enjoy your very own: one (1) soul.

Because I love you so much harder than I did ten minutes ago. And I didn't know that was possible.

[aint_a_cherry]

Wait, when did babies stop liking carrots?

[ilpacock]

That is still the best ever.

[snakesonanin]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE