My Russian teacher is awesome. He's Korean and his name is Hyoungsup and he writes our class e-mails that are absolutely marvelous in their use of Engrish*. It's a very subtle hint of Engrish, which is what makes it so great, but it's still reminiscent of reading the text on an asian soda can that promises wonderful things and of course, uses copious amounts of ellipses. I think everyone should know an Engrish speaker. I'm lucky enough to have known two so far!
Hi, chicks and wolves,
Here is the 5+5 program information for this summer.
Take a look at some information.
As I told you, the program might be a great motivation just like mine hundres of years ago...
I know everything depends on money and situation...
If money is not your concern, then there's no other options except to go to Russia...
I know the program costs a lot, but you will experience more than you paid for that.
Anyway,
Whether you go to Russia or not, This moment is very important.
Let's do our best! as a teacher and as a student...
We can just keeping doing our best... then God decides everything...
the most important thing is... God at least knows how you tried to do your best, but not what you had as a result.
Tomorrow is Friday.
See you tomorrow with happy mind longing for the weekend...
Good night!
Hyoungsup
Personally, my favorite part is "with happy mind longing for the weekend..."
*I don't want to come off as rude - I do genuinely think he's a good teacher and I'm impressed that he is completely fluent in three different languages, with THREE different alphabets and hugely different grammatical systems. His language may be unique, but that's impressive.