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[myfan_urface]

Gaara, if you so much as lay a finger on my boyfriend again, I will personally break your spindly little legs into a state of disrepair. Do you hear me? I don't like my snot-nosed, bastard baby brothers breaking my playthings, especially not ones that are going to someday father your future nieces and nephews.

That was not appreciated

Comments

[goggleboy03]

No problem. I'm glad he's alright.
And I know how much injuries caused by Gaara can hurt, anyway.

[myfan_urface]

Mm, same.

You don't have to tell me twice...

[goggleboy03]

Oh, did I tell you before? Sorry.

[myfan_urface]

No, but he is my little brother...

Private

[lazycloudgazer]

... Uh, what?
You don't remember us getting engaged and you telling me that we might be... having a baby?

Re: Private

[myfan_urface]

What?

That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. You said you wanted to wait, and besides, no marriage in here would hold up back home-- who would believe us?

And a baby? Well yeah maybe in four or five years. You're not old enough to be a father yet.

Re: Private

[lazycloudgazer]

Yeah, I did, but you were adamant that we should and arguing with you was too troublesome so I asked you. How do you not remember this?

You told me that you're... you know, late.

...If all of this is a joke, Temari, I'm not laughing.

Re: Private

[myfan_urface]

What? Late? But I've never been regular to begin with, I told you that before and you gave me this look like you were going to lose your lunch.

I'm not joking, why would I joke about that?