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[myelasticmind]

Dear God. You have to check out some of the shit on this site. I signed up. Here are my first two videos:

Amos My Pug

and

Hey Zeus Goes to Burger KingThe story of Hey Zeus is this...My friend gives me Jesus paraphernalia for Christmas every year...last year it was a Miracle Eyes Jesus whose eyes follow you where ever you go. This year it

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[freesnowcone]

I want that Jesus Beanie. W.W.I.D.? CLASSIC! Actually, I would just like a WWID bracelet for myself. That's likely going to earn me a ticket to hell. One handbasket, coming up.

I'll watch those as soon as my mom and I are done shopping online while watching QVC. I wish I was joking, but I am not. YouTube is awesome.

[myelasticmind]

During the summer, one can usually find me talking on the phone with my cousin, Amy, while we're both watching some type of home shopping show together (she's in CT, I'm in NJ) - usually when they have some type of craft for sale, and I'll be simultaneously purchasing clothes on Ebay...People wonder how a family on one teacher's salary can have kids dressed in Ralph Lauren and Abercrombie. EBay, I tell you, Ebay. We don't have to look poor juss cuz we are poor.