I'd totally do him.

[mydirtychucks]

Dude, that's freaking crazy. I think if Brad Pitt came onto me, I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably do him. I wouldn't want to pass up something like that. People would kill me. Anyway, talk to you guys later.

Andy

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[goldenarias]

Oh GOD. Ashley Simpson wants to bang me. That was horrifing. I think I'm going to rot in hell now.

KERMIT. OH GOD.

[goldenarias]

Ughh. Scratch that. Kermit the frog wants to do me. I think that's wonderful. Then I'd be the Girl who fucked a Famous Frog. that would be neato.