Comments | mydamonian: Happy, Happy Turkey Day, Let's All Eat the Indian Way!

mydamonian

Happy, Happy Turkey Day, Let's All Eat the Indian Way!

Nov 25, 2005 00:28

Happy Thanksgiving! Let's all give thanks to those white go-getters who toppled their Native American oppressors. A quote from Jason: "Happy Thanksgiving, Clive [our dog]! You know what Thanksgiving is? It's when Jesus rides a giant turkey handing out food to everyone!"

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jacobluest November 25 2005, 07:35:54 UTC

Grade A funnyman stuff.

twinkable November 25 2005, 07:53:05 UTC

I like the Black Eyed Peas. A lot. And, I like Sean Paul. What is WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

mydamonian November 26 2005, 07:24:08 UTC

I thought about trying to reconstrue my above statements so they wouldn't be so harsh. But I'm going to have to stick to my guns here, Sweets. I hate them.

~D

drawma_boy November 25 2005, 09:28:56 UTC

damon. dearie. need to know. who lives in the immediately accessable vicinity of nash town. or who is thinking about possibly meeting up for holiday fun-times....like i said not too long ago, i may or may not want to see some of you folks. and i need to plan. so hey mamma, don't phunk with my heart, and let's just get it started/retarded.

akronohten November 25 2005, 16:02:22 UTC

I live in Nashville.

drawma_boy November 26 2005, 08:28:14 UTC

will you be there anytime after xmas and before january 8th?!?

akronohten November 26 2005, 13:57:23 UTC

My dad's family is doing Christmas on the 28th, but I could be back any time after that. I think classes start on the 11th or so, so I'd want to get in a few days before that anyway. . .

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kneenee November 25 2005, 13:34:53 UTC

...Damon, Never come to China... they play black eyed peas to excess. Seriously I went homw with a guy one night JUST so I wouldn't have to hear them anymore...and because I'm a slut!

akronohten November 26 2005, 19:05:43 UTC

Plus Damon hates commies. That's why he never talks to me anymore. . . *tear*

akronohten November 25 2005, 16:25:33 UTC

As someone who knows lesbians, I don't get the joke. . .

Anyway, I just uploaded the pictures from Trinity Music Schitty to the facebook. . .

Ahem... mydamonian November 26 2005, 07:23:02 UTC

You see, lesbians are women who are sexually attracted to other women. So if they were about to engage in sex--and assuming both were open about their sexuality if, at least, to themselves--it goes to follow, that both partners would be women.

Now, there's an old joke that says in order for straight girlfriends/wives to not have to engage in sex with their male partners, they say "Not tonight, I have a headache." Leading to the stereotype that women don't like sex.

So, if both partners were women, and the stereotype is true, that they don't like sex, then both would pretend they had a headache, which the speaker of the above joke takes as the actual truth.

Aren't you rollin'???

~D

Re: Ahem... zhartley November 26 2005, 07:59:20 UTC

Best. Explanation. Ever.

Re: Ahem... akronohten November 26 2005, 13:59:14 UTC

Fuck gender roles!