Once again, we approach Saturday, so here is the "Something" Saturday post. I realize that this being a holiday weekend, there will be many people who are away, so I will keep it low key
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My mother literally invaded the house with decorative Peeps: it's a nightmare, I swear! You have no idea how horrible it is to think you're stepping into your cozy, normal house and finding yourself instead in Easter-land! D:
I've never microwaved Peeps but now that my house has been taken over by them, I'm thinking about: 1) destroying them - putting them in the microwave - dismembering them in the blender - crushing them with my brother's truck - re-enacting the Jack the Ripper murders on them - blowing them up (now where can one find some dynamite on a saturday before Easter?) 2) gleefuly laugh at the Peeps' demise
*ahem* What? Bit not good? XD
They have invaded my house! The stuff of nightmares! I have a right to destroy them! ... right? XD
Chocolate eggs will defiitely make it better, they're my favourites: milk chocolate and to hell with the diet and the dentists! \o/
I managed to keep the Peep invasion to just one box of yellow chicks. Go on YouTube. I was...amazed at the number of vids/methods to destroy peeps. And all the color Peeps fall victim.
I just had a vision of strapping one to an Estes model rocket and launching it...
No, Bit not good, but the heck. I actually have a STUFFIE PEEP. Can you believe that?
My fave candies...oh, boy. I am very partial to those Cadbury milk chocolate eggs 'cause they have the crunchy outer shell.
The food processor is a variation on the blender. The mircowave is clearly the means of destruction of choice. Of course, I rather like slamming a Peep in a door, too.
Peeps do have an non expiring shelf life, hence the need people feel to wreck destruction upon them, it seems. I really could not believe the number of ways people go at after them.
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I've never microwaved Peeps but now that my house has been taken over by them, I'm thinking about:
1) destroying them
- putting them in the microwave
- dismembering them in the blender
- crushing them with my brother's truck
- re-enacting the Jack the Ripper murders on them
- blowing them up (now where can one find some dynamite on a saturday before Easter?)
2) gleefuly laugh at the Peeps' demise
*ahem*
What? Bit not good? XD
They have invaded my house! The stuff of nightmares! I have a right to destroy them! ... right? XD
Chocolate eggs will defiitely make it better, they're my favourites: milk chocolate and to hell with the diet and the dentists! \o/
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I just had a vision of strapping one to an Estes model rocket and launching it...
No, Bit not good, but the heck. I actually have a STUFFIE PEEP. Can you believe that?
My fave candies...oh, boy. I am very partial to those Cadbury milk chocolate eggs 'cause they have the crunchy outer shell.
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Running over them with a truck... please do clean up. I imagine they are like nicotine butts, with a half-life of 5 million years... *rolls eyes*
My current favorite candy is the Ritter sport bar from Germany, the one that is dark chocolate with hazelnuts... yum!
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Peeps do have an non expiring shelf life, hence the need people feel to wreck destruction upon them, it seems. I really could not believe the number of ways people go at after them.
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