Twenty-Six: In Which Klaus Nears Dangerous Levels of Fatherly Sap

[myblimpisbigger]

[Phone]

I must admit to being somewhat disappointed. Despite the usual slew of phone calls pointing out how obvious a trap this is, I have yet to see any evidence. Furthermore, my turkey has proved remarkably boring. I was expecting something at least as interesting as last year, but I suppose an infinite turkey loop was just too difficult for

Comments

[heardeadpe0ple]

I don't actually understand all this talk about the turkeys! [What is human Holidays, much less American.]

It sounds like that this place has been very good to you and your hiv-I mean home is full of good people!

[myblimpisbigger]

Well. I wouldn't say it has been good to me, but in terms of housemates, yes, one could make the argument that I have had it better than most.

[I mean, now that his evil brainwashing genocidal maniac of an ex-girlfriend isn't his wife anymore...

And he misses her.

Yeah this house is actually pretty messed up.]

Concerning the turkeys: today, from what I gather, is some sort of holiday in the time this town is modeled from. This holiday involves, among other things, eating turkeys. Last year said turkeys were poisoned, boobytrapped, and in some cases came alive and attacked those they were sent to. Thus, the immediate assumption that these turkeys are also likely to be more than they seem.

[heardeadpe0ple]

Oh. Good housemates is nice!

So this Holiday wants people to eat turkeys and be thankful. This is such a weird thing to celebrate! Are all Human holidays like this?

[She's is the most curious.]

[myblimpisbigger]

They all tend to promote a sense of good will, I think, to make up for the fact that most humans are self-serving and manipulative the rest of the time. As a species we are not the most generous, and so we arrange special days to prove that we are, so we can feel less guilty the rest of the year.

Human psychology is a fascinating thing, I have found. I take it you are another species entirely, yes?

[heardeadpe0ple]

I wouldn't know. I have only recently started speaking to people, but everyone seems rather nice here. I guess, maybe self-serving isn't always bad. I don't understand Human Holidays in general though.

Yes. I'm a troll!