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myblimpisbigger

Sixteen: In Which Klaus Bleeds All Over Everything

Mar 18, 2011 23:24

A.

[Hey, family. Guess who's back from exploring the highway? This guy! Unfortunately, he had a run-in with a bear and... well... he's not doing so hot. But he's home! And sort of slumping against the entrance-way wall, not even bothering to kick the door closed behind him. Car buddies, feel free to follow him inside, if you like, but he knows who ( Read more... )

!phone, !action, !event: bears!!!

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tiktoktibenoch March 19 2011, 06:32:42 UTC

...Klaus?

[ He's like, clutching the phone. Stares at it, holds it to his ear. ]

Wh-a bear? What on Earth happened!

myblimpisbigger March 19 2011, 06:38:12 UTC

[... Oh man, that's right, he needs to be careful with phrasing things now that Ples is there to dither unnecessarily over him.]

I went with a group of companions to explore the newly-opened highway and, while exploring the forest that borders the road, we were attacked by a bear. I sustained a fair amount of injuries but I assure you, they are nothing I cannot deal with given proper time to rest.

[Is it just Ples, or does Klaus's voice sound kind of... just a bit weaker than usual?]

tiktoktibenoch March 19 2011, 06:49:21 UTC

[ Oh dear God what. ]

Klaus, how bad are those 'fair amount of injuries'? You don't sound yourself. Are you sure you are okay?

myblimpisbigger March 19 2011, 06:57:56 UTC

[Ples, shh, don't throw your gears out of whack.]

Small lacerations and bites in various places, and a rather large chunk out of my side. Do not worry. It's currently being fixed.

[Klaus, don't you know that telling Ples not to worry is like telling that one guy not to get worked up about a double rainbow? It just is not going to happen.]

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lunawolves10th March 19 2011, 14:00:57 UTC

[Garviel hunches over and follows the girl, also covered in blood, but a lot of it is, in fact, his.]

madeofstoic March 19 2011, 16:43:51 UTC

[ And hey Higgs is coming in too. Doesn't have as many wounds as everyone else, but they're still there. Don't worry, he knows how to stitch himself up. ]

worstvikingever March 20 2011, 03:14:50 UTC

[Poor, poor Hiccup. He hears the bellow of Klaus and he barrels down the stairs and almost runs straight into...]

HOLY great Odin's beard oh my gods what... what...

[Hoooboy yes he's freaking out a little. HI BLOOD. HI BUNCH OF PEOPLE COVERED IN IT. HI MAIMED KLAUS WTF]

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watersported March 19 2011, 09:07:04 UTC

Bears? Jeeze, this place has problems.

myblimpisbigger March 20 2011, 03:13:53 UTC

I assure you, the bears are actually fairly standard for what goes on around here.

killurproblems March 19 2011, 17:26:24 UTC

... Bears, you say? [MOTHERFUCKER LET'S GO KILL US SOME BEARS]

myblimpisbigger March 20 2011, 03:14:29 UTC

Yes.

[What is that tone of voice, Lady Aeducan?]

no_indoor_voice March 19 2011, 18:31:50 UTC

...bears.

What.

myblimpisbigger March 20 2011, 03:15:50 UTC

Bears. Are you not familiar with them? Large, furry, quite a few teeth?

no_indoor_voice March 20 2011, 03:20:56 UTC

Of course I know what bears are-

myblimpisbigger March 20 2011, 03:25:29 UTC

Then why did your voice convey very obvious confusion?

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