Never have I ever had trouble raising the flag, baiting the tackle, pitching the tent, honking the horn, saluting the general, hailing the queen, loading the beef torpedo, ringing the bell, getting the bishop in a turtleneck, saying hullo and bob's your uncle to uncle hector the cervix inspector, and all that rot. Yeah!
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Had sex with someone underage. Yeah, I haven't done that.
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Four.
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But it was only once. After I'd been drinking. And had sex, like, five times. In a row.
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9.
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Yet.
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And my second point of the evening.
This game is going to make it seem like I've led a boring life.
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