And an orgasm wouldn't have felt so good ( Read more... )

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We ought to just rename CitiBank to Nationalized State Bank. Are the American people asleep at the wheel?

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!

If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck then quack. You know?

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You can't reasly service your customers without a customer service department!

Such a novel concept.

A few things ( Read more... )

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To me, it is not the Christian belief there there is only one way to become holy (through Jesus). It also isn't religion in any form, nor is it the submission of my will, intellect and morals to that of a "higher authority". I'm not sure what it is, yet, but I'm going to figure it out. I must separate the concept of God from the concept of ( Read more... )

Is that you can be completely, 100% honest without ever having to censor yourself. I mean, I'm PAYING her to listen to me, so it doesn't matter what I say. The money takes all the bullshit out of the relationship.

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