No longer content with their storied history from Pilam Happy Hours, squatters are taking it to the streets.  Now thanks to the brilliant journalism of the Philly Metro, the world now knows the pain of squatter dog-fights and dirt-encrusted feelings of entitlement...

Cops, punks battle
Pointless Fest 2006 ends with melee, arrests

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June 30th, 10:47pm- I thought I saw Jesus on a Mr. Softee truck in Brooklyn, but it was really just a Jericho pop...

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Of all the stories that have come out this week following Mad Max's drunken acts- many stretching the definition of "journalism"- this one takes the cake.  MSNBC's "Scarborough Country" took one of its producers and had him drink until he was as drunk as Mel Gibson was, to see if he too would start insanely rambling.  Sadly, the experiment only ( Read more... )

So last month I posted this fairly innocuous picture of my friend Marina on my photo site:

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Yakov Smirnoff Gets Penn Degree

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - April 27, 2006 - Standup comedian Yakov Smirnoff is getting a graduate degree in psychology at the University of Pennsylvania.

Smirnoff told The Philadelphia Inquirer he plans to use his newfound knowledge in his act and his books. He hopes to create what he calls the "Age of Enlaughterment ( Read more... )

I know it's been awhile, so here's more blurry pictures of my shenanigans and goings-ons.

March 31st, 2:45am- Rob Howards visiting for BBQ 28, enjoying a banana

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Pabst Blue Ribbon

(33% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 66% genuine)


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Thank god the internet exists to call me out on all my deep-seeded issues. I've never had anyone come right out and say that I was "Weird... strange... somewhat nihilistic". I don't remember any weather-related questions, so I don't know how it came to the conclusion that I "liked rain".

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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This is what I had for breakfast today:


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I recently rediscovered some of my favorite songs by The Magnetic Fields. Since roughly half my readers live here, this one holds a special place in my heart ( Read more... )