transmission #0006

[muuuuuu]

This is why I always keep emergency water provisions. You never know what diseases you can find in water in a place like this, muu! You should all be glad you didn't get cancer instead!

At least I managed to knock out most of the dents in my ship... If anyone finds any blue paint, tell me!

Comments

[onceahuman]

... Yes, we should definitely be glad about that.

Emergency water, though? You're pretty prepared.

[muuuuuu]

I had a friend who got cancer once. Their arms just fell right off!

I've survived three apocalypses already, so it's always good to be prepared! Although, my supplies are getting pretty low... But I'd rather use up all my supplies now than grow ears or something.

[onceahuman]

Wait, what?! Cancer isn't supposed to do that!

Three? This is only my first one, but I like to think I'm doing okay for myself.

[muuuuuu]

Maybe that was leprosy... Oh, but it's basically the same thing, right?

You aren't dead, so that's certainly worth bonus points.

[chozoraised]

You actually have your ship with you?

[muuuuuu]

Of course! I never go anywhere without it!

[chozoraised]

Consider yourself fortunate.

[muuuuuu]

I do!

Maybe you should take better care of your ship.