unfortunately, poor Jimmy didn't make it through the night

[mutualslump]

this is me
"this is ME!"
do you like what you see?
want me to fix it so Orlando fucking Bloom walks in next?

aye.
shut ya face. ya angsty cunt. go get me a pint.

mumble something inaudible over beer-stained moustache

Comments

[ggkthnxbibubs]

drunk much?

cunt cunt

[mutualslump]

you can shut up right now, missy!

I'm not drunk whatsoeva. I'm being MYSTICAL and COOL, you silly bint. Gawhd! keep up the good work by the way

Re: twat

[ggkthnxbibubs]

wtf are you talking about, child?

Re: twat

[mutualslump]

what the hell are you doing in your icon. testing your mouth is still there? looks like you're about to pick your nose. I don't know what I'm talking about, or much else for that matter - move along, there's nothing left to see. keep up the good work though.

[somaliland]

cunt. very good.

[justsuckmytoe]

Humph. Utter confusion.