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WHAT TIME IS IT, CHILDREN??

Jun 09, 2010 04:08

Thaaaat's right, it's time for another delightful round of WHAT-IF WEDNESDAY!

This week your characters are in a hilarious 60s/70s cartoon program! Think Scooby Doo, or Josie and the Pussycats, or Jabber Jaw, or Speed Buggy, or... you get the idea ( Read more... )

what-if wednesday

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gettheeadonut June 9 2010, 03:12:38 UTC

*Leads a team of crime fighting individuals in a broken down Volkswagen van around solving mysteries. Only, in this show, the monsters are real.*

tsukiyabure June 9 2010, 03:15:42 UTC

*Member of the crime fighting teens. Will never believe in ghosts, no matter how much evidence they come across.*

gettheeadonut June 9 2010, 03:24:27 UTC

*points out that they've met 13 Ghosts, and had a crossover with the Ghost Busters.*

tsukiyabure June 9 2010, 03:25:55 UTC

*rebuts that they just didn't try hard enough to take their masks off*

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phytokinesis June 9 2010, 03:14:38 UTC

Fletcher is a smart-and-witty ten-year-old who solves everyone's problems faster than they ever could, and who is obviously beloved by all the characters and writers, but fans can't stand him.

Edward is a member of a teenaged mystery-solving gang. He staunchly denies the existence of ghosts and ghouls despite finding evidence that they exist in every single episode.

Nunnally is the blind, wheelchair-bound member of an all-girls club of friends who have wacky hijinks. She was added in the third season for ~diversity~.

Miles is the stuffy, stuck-up classmate of the main characters who everyone hates and makes fun of but it's okay because he's the Acceptable Target.

Buran was designed to be a positive female Muslim character, but the execs said NO. She was then redesigned without the hijab and given the name Breanna Schwarz.

hammster June 9 2010, 03:32:21 UTC

omg is fletcher scrappy-doo

phytokinesis June 9 2010, 03:33:03 UTC

Yes except he's actually cute.

godofcologne June 9 2010, 04:02:02 UTC

*imagines Fletcher meeting Wesley Crusher*

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switchingonyou June 9 2010, 03:21:35 UTC

Tai is apparently the only librarian at apparently the only local library, and she says things like 'GROOVY' and 'RIGHT ON' all the time and she usually helps the Mystery Solving Teens find the book that will help them solve their case.

mutedbackbeat June 9 2010, 03:22:37 UTC

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... So, it's basically EBA with the teenage versions?

hammster June 9 2010, 03:30:52 UTC

omg no EBA should be a hilarious teenage band though

one of them should play the tambourine. they can have an INTRO SONG and like hilarious shenanigans can occur at all their gigs and they can have a RIVAL BAND!!! who try to SPOIL ALL THEIR FUN and ruin things for them and shit

it'd be great

mutedbackbeat June 9 2010, 03:36:37 UTC

Pff. How about two rival bands then? Elite Beat Agents vs. Yuuhi vs. Asahi. Because Ouendan 2 shows that there can be >=| type rivals despite common interests.

Derrick can throw the tambourine like a Frisbee, but he's sticking with the bass.

... This all still sounds like a normal EBA mission to me. |D

mutedbackbeat June 9 2010, 04:05:00 UTC

No!

Their rivals are the Rhombulans! They go around turning their audience to stone and trying to prohibit music! The answer was right there!

... I am having trouble not making this sound completely like EBA...

cultivateslove June 9 2010, 03:27:06 UTC

[HIS CLOTHES ARE NORMAL IN THIS AU, SINCE WE'RE GRADING ON A CURVE]

[Also I guess Les Amis can be a gang of derpy INJUSTICE FIGHTIN TEENAGERS IN A VAN only the injustice mostly involves, like, Really Suspicious Individuals who are diverting money from POOR PEOPLE or something into their OFFSHORES BANK ACCOUNTS and the Amis have to break into places with flashlights and gather evidence against them or something]

[Jehan is the one who sits in the back of the van and plays the guitar] [His jacket has a lot of fringe]

[Fuck, you guys, I love this shit]

imaginemaladies June 9 2010, 03:32:45 UTC

Joly also sits in the back of the van and looks nervous while saying things like ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD HAVE MADE A LEFT??? and GEE WHIZ, THIS SEEMS REALLY DANGEROUS YOU GUYS! and I HEARD THAT HOUSE WAS HAUNTED, MAYBE WE SHOULD NOT GO THERE!

fuckyeahcows June 9 2010, 03:34:48 UTC

[OH OH Can Volly be like, Scooby Doo with you guys, except less more less some indeterminately related quality of annoying?] [HE WILL GO CRAZY FOR uh MEAT SNACKS in 70s cartoon style]

cultivateslove June 9 2010, 03:37:40 UTC

[Don't suggest that places are haunted, Joly, that will only make Jehan keener to go in them]

[OMFG YES VOLLY IS THEIR SEMI-INTELLIGENT ANIMAL SIDEKICK he even has the whole inability to pronounce things properly thing going on this is perfect]

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