oh golly whatever next

[ormery]

oh wait that's right it's

WHAT-IF WEDNESDAYTHIS WEEK EVERYONE IS PIRATES or similar

Comments

[knowyourfears]

[is that really annoying guy on the ship who is like HEY MAYBE YOU SHOULD BANDAGE THAT GAPING WOUND BEFORE YOU GET AN INFECTION]

[he wakes up stuffed in barrels a lot 8(]

[numbbelligerent]

[you better believe she is the captain on this ship]

[you don't want her to do to you what she did to the old guy]

[fuckyeahpills]

[oh man Chris is like the quintessential pirate. Totally jumps into fights at the drop of a hat, knows where the women, parties, treasure and booze is. Etc. etc.]

[inquiringpug]

[Yeah, really wealthy daughter of a Governor at one of the ports. Not as bad ass as Elizabeth Swann, more like the prissy, bitchy, almost useless version of her.]

[redcrystalflies]

[Oh dear, looks like some dreadful pirate's broken into your room and is helping himself to your valuables.

Huh, he bears an odd resemblance to a commoner girl you may have seen in town earlier today. Must be a coincidence!]

[inquiringpug]

What do you think you're doing? [ :| That's her favorite necklace in her your hands, damn it.]

[redcrystalflies]

[Whoops, this wasn't part of the plan. Oh well, time to turn on a charming smile and make do.] Well, Poppet, considering the fact that I am quite clearly a pirate, and you are in possession of several lovely and valuable... valuables... I should think it's obvious what I'm doing here. [I know, isn't it just gorgeous? You have impeccable taste, young lady.]

[blowinguup]

[He used to be the son of some horrible doctor and he was experimented on and blinded and then he ran away and lived in the streets for a while and learned to fight awesomely and then he got taken in by this badass pirate and now he is the crew's token crouching useless blind cabin boy, hidden badass pirate and he will beat you the fuck up]

[also he loves gunpowder a little too much, you guys should probably be careful]