♫ 009

[mustbemad]

A cat takes the hint and leaves before impending disaster, and look what happens.

I can't stand this smell- it lingers. It's not right, you know. As a fellow creature, I ought to have protested.

Alice- you oughtn't be around such things. You're supposed to have someone to take all of this for you.

The Duchess-And to top it off, one of my

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[mad_here]

Coward.

[mad_still]

You'll try bargaining instead?

[mad_here]

Oh, don't sound so smart! What would you know, anyway? You're practically protected!

[mad_still]

I suppose you know the feeling.

[mad_here]

As it happens, I really don't.

[mad_still]

Why not?

[mad_here]

...

You can't be serious.

This person...

This person really can't mean it.

But he does, doesn't he?

He always does.

YOU SHOOT AT ME.

[mad_still]

...Not often enough, I see.

[mad_here]

What, you have a daily quota to meet?

[mad_still]

When you make sleeping in a habit.

[mad_here]

That's practically never.

Because I still think you live under my bed.

[mad_still]

It wouldn't be a daily quota if that was true.

I do pay close attention.

[mad_here]

Actually, it wouldn't be a quota if you didn't feel forced to meet it.

[mad_still]

I wouldn't if you didn't waste so much time. Idiot. Weren't you listening?

[mad_here]

I'm calling on a judge for this.

Cat - Cat, who's right?

[mustbemad]

Are you trying to get me in trouble?