Comments | muskratlove: welcome back to the village of Denial

muskratlove

welcome back to the village of Denial

Mar 24, 2006 23:28

For my parents, my whole coming out process could probably be described as a "doody-fest" I'm pretty sure I saw them go through all of the five stages of grief. Let's review ( Read more... )

gayness, family

Comments 6

almypal March 25 2006, 07:26:49 UTC

Quickly, get her married off to a mail-order groom and then your parents will finally have to face the truth

Or send a videotape (DVD?) in the mail contiaining evidence that its not all an elaborate hoax

almypal March 25 2006, 07:34:08 UTC

This impersonal response was brought to you by an SA member who needs sleep

ooshiny March 25 2006, 15:25:42 UTC

Oh my goodness. Sounds like a couple certain someones need some Homocil. "Because it's their problem, not yours."

Ah, conspiracy. It's even worse when there's none actually going on.

the_chavi March 26 2006, 07:35:05 UTC

Homocil? My god, that's the greatest drug name i've ever heard!

Funny story about parents and the gay: my mom wants me to be a lesbian so i won't ever have kids. It's slightly scary.

ooshiny March 26 2006, 14:34:59 UTC

http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/homocil/video/84171

My dad randomly thanked me a few years ago for being straight. I still don't know what the fuck that was about. And he's been polite enough to stifle his urge to beg me to make him a grandfather, for the most part. Maybe we should trade parents.

tjoppelt March 27 2006, 02:55:08 UTC

Well, the whole us being together again is news to both of us, but again, what do we know. So, in order to comply with the compulsory "plot," here we go...

Hey, you sexy sexy beast you. Call me soon so we can iron out the last minute details for the wedding. I am so glad that you agree with me about not wanting to wait. I've got the tickets for Vegas, but you are in charge of getting the license. I'll knock three times on your window Thursday night and send down a rope for you to climb up and we'll head to the airport on our way to wedded bliss.

But, seriously, you should call me, because I love talking to you. If all else fails photoshop some pictures of me and a good-looking optometrist in a compromising position, then "accidentally" leave it out for your parents to find.