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[mushroom_top]

Before anyone comments on me taking three years to find this journal, I’d like to make it known that I’m only writing in this stupid thing to warn you all of something very important.
Are you ready?
Okay.

The next person who so much as insinuates that I look like a mushroom, be it by my choice of hair cut or not, will get a roundhouse kick to the

Comments

[taki_fox]

It could be a compliment you know, there are some very cute mushrooms out there.

[mushroom_top]

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[taki_fox]

*pats on head* I'm sure when people call you a mushroom they mean one of the cute kinds, don't worry.

[bushidomagician]

What?

I don't get it. I don't think you look like a mushroom.

But, hey, I get called seaweed head, so... ehn. Try not to let it bother you or whatever.

[mushroom_top]

I know, I don't look anything like a mushroom.

But, at least seaweed is better than fungus... I think. Anyway, I try to ignore them, but they don't go away. -_-

[killer_cutie]

How can a person look like a mushroom~? Are you really really tiny~?

[mushroom_top]

I'm not sure, really. Apparently, some people think my haircut makes my head look like the top of a mushroom...

[kaworu_ravyn]

....Mushroom?

You'd think they could come up with a better insult than that...Ah well.

[mushroom_top]

You'd think so...

[kaworu_ravyn]

Just goes to show how stupid some people can be.

Not to mention lame.

[mushroom_top]

I know. It's annoying...