The Sexy Headcanon Meme
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Name a character I play, and I'll tell you 5-10 bits of sexy headcanon about them.
Canon!Tyki (
sleightofhearts)
♥ He likes it rough. Very rough. Nails-down the back, teethmarks-in-the-neck kind of rough. The rougher, the better. Violence excites him like whoa.
♥ Cigarette must be had after sex. It's imperative. If he doesn't have a cigarette, or if he has to put forth effort to get one, he gets grumpy.
♥ Quickest way to get his pants off? A kiss to his throat, or a kiss to his palm. He's butter, then.
♥ He's actually quite quiet during sex. Usual (soft) moans and groans, but never anything actually... verbal. He'd rather make sure she is the one doing all the screaming.
♥ However, he does have a tendency to slip into his native tongue (Portuguese) if the sex is amazing."Meu Deus".
Girllen (
ivorylullabies)
♥ She giggles a lot if she has a particularly wonderful orgasm. If she giggles, you did it right.
♥ She's far too traditional to get really wacky during sex. No weird toys or anything, plz.
♥ Though, not going to lie, she really kind of wants to experience oral sex at least once. Probably would blush and flail too much to get anywhere, and she's far too embarrassed to ask, but she really kind of wants to do it.
♥ Loves having her fingers sucked on. Absolutely loves it. She's far too... innocent (?)... to admit that she thinks it looks sexy, but it really gets her riled up.
♥ That said, she also loves hands. The one thing she absolutely adored about her world's Tyki was the way his hands/fingers rippled over her skin. She could watch it for hours.
World Enough!Tyki (
timephased)
♥ Strangely, he can't remember a time ever having sex when in white mode. If he wasn't so uncertain of his ability to slip between lives, he'd want to try it.
♥ He loves legs. Loves legs. There's nothing better than a pair of long legs. Especially when they're wrapped around him.
♥ Hates sex when he's blitzed drunk. It's fine if he's tipsy, but if it's any more than that, he can't perform gets distracted. He also doesn't like it when his partner is blitzed, either. Would prefer for them both to remember the occasion.
♥ Conks out like a motherfucking light after sex. No, serious. He can sleep through a hurricane afterward. The kind of sleeping when he's snoring. And maybe even drooling a little.
♥ It isn't very often that he entertains the idea of having a male bed partner - because, he has, once or twice - but he refuses to think of not being the one topping. It won't happen, he absolutely refuses to bottom. It's top, or no sex at all.
Lady!Kanda (
lastnightswish)
♥ Her toes go numb when she orgasms, mostly because she curls them really tightly. The better it is, the more she curls them.
♥ One of the quickest ways to get her going is stroking her hair - behind her ears, and on her neck is where she's the most sensitive.
♥ She can't orgasm unless she's on top. Not to say she doesn't enjoy it any other way, but it just doesn't work.
♥ Would prefer to just do it like normal people and do it in a bedroom, with the door closed, and curtains drawn. The idea of doing it anywhere else is just... fjakljadkf. /flips tables.
♥ That said, she isn't particularly adventurous when it comes to bedroom funtiems. The idea of introducing toys or oils, or anything into sex is just... weird... for her.
Sleeper (
sleepingpath)
♥ He prefers it if he can follow someone's lead. It's not really so much that he doesn't know what to do, it's that he feels foolish if he's the one leading.
♥ He's never had a blowjob, but damn if he wants one very badly. The problem is... he doesn't really know how to ask for one. And, if he ever gets one, that'll probably be his favorite method of foreplay.
♥ On that note, he'll flail so hard if someone asked him to do it for someone. Not to say he won't try, but he'll probably flail way too much to do it properly.
♥ It hasn't happened yet, but the most sensitive part on him is his stomach and chest. Only if someone's kissing it, obviously, but he'd love it so much.
♥ Aftersex sleep is one of the few times he conks out and doesn't sleepwalk. Mostly because he puts his whole body into it, and it just wears him out. So much.
Vampvi (
historyandblood)
♥ He's bisexual. Or, rather, pansexual. He'll fuck just about anything that will let him. Not that he's aware of this just yet, but he's starting to realize it.
♥ As cliche as it is, he does have a lovebite scar on his neck. If it's touched, it riles him up. Kind of like revving a chainsaw.
♥ Will try just about anything once. Particularly flavored oils and scented candles. He can't taste them, but he can smell them. It's thrilling.
♥ He's starting to catch on to the fact that the way a heart races when he gets someone all riled up is more thrilling than the hunt. The best meals are ones that are all coiled up tight~
♥ His first time was with a girl, and it was actually before he was turned. They were in a small farming town in Italy, and the girl was pretty, and it was in a barn. He'd sneaked away from Gramps to do it. His second time was with a guy, and it was after he was turned. They were in Amsterdam, and it was in the middle of an alleyway. He never cared to get either of their names, but he looks for them every time he passes through both places.