Batman is my ultimate BPK hero, he hits every narrative I am a fool for. And Natasha would kick his fucking ass then wipe the road with it, and then go out for burgers after.
Wonder Woman, yeah. I'm not sure I've seen him go hand-to-hand with any of the major heavy hitters with superstrength, but I think the combat experts like Lady Shiva are at least his equal.
good to know, because there was no way I could afford the full set.
And yes, Black Widow could totally take Batman. Maybe not every time under every circumstance, but to say never is ludicrous.
Yes. But you know how bat dudebros are. The fact that he referred to Natasha as a girl in the first place was a mistake, and he just compounded it repeatedly. It was fun to watch people set him straight.
Lolling forever at that Chris Evans advent calendar XD The man is certainly easy on the eye.
I think a 'no kill policy' is what makes the different between a vigilante and a serial killer? I mean, I love Dexter, but lets not beat about the bush, he kills because he likes to kill people and the fact that they're bad guys is his loophole. Bruce Wayne would probably go down a pretty dark path rather quickly if he crossed that line (and who's to say he wouldn't enjoy it ...?).
I'm not a huge Batman fan so I know very little, but I'm a rather large Lovecraft fan (for all his faults). I've always wondered, is Arkham Asylum a nod to Lovecraft?
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Batman is my ultimate BPK hero, he hits every narrative I am a fool for. And Natasha would kick his fucking ass then wipe the road with it, and then go out for burgers after.
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But seriously, I find it hilarious when people are like, "Batman couldn't be beaten by a GIRL*." I have to, or it makes me want to kill people.
*I guess they've forgotten about Cass Cain handing him his ass. She might be able to beat Natasha, but I'd say it's even money in that fight.
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Also, fuck comic fanboys.
(PS- maybe she'd go out for Shwarma((sp?!)) after instead.)
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Also, fuck comic fanboys.
Amen, sister.
And yes, definitely schawarma after! Hee!
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And yes, Black Widow could totally take Batman. Maybe not every time under every circumstance, but to say never is ludicrous.
Yes. But you know how bat dudebros are. The fact that he referred to Natasha as a girl in the first place was a mistake, and he just compounded it repeatedly. It was fun to watch people set him straight.
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The man is certainly easy on the eye.
I think a 'no kill policy' is what makes the different between a vigilante and a serial killer?
I mean, I love Dexter, but lets not beat about the bush, he kills because he likes to kill people and the fact that they're bad guys is his loophole. Bruce Wayne would probably go down a pretty dark path rather quickly if he crossed that line (and who's to say he wouldn't enjoy it ...?).
I'm not a huge Batman fan so I know very little, but I'm a rather large Lovecraft fan (for all his faults). I've always wondered, is Arkham Asylum a nod to Lovecraft?
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