she said she'd like to meet a boy who looks like elvis

[musesfool]

dear self:

inserting [porn goes here] into the document and hoping it magically writes itself while you sleep is not a useful or productive writing strategy. stop doing it.

no love,

me.

*

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Comments

[marag]

Damn. That explains a lot about some of my WsIP...

[musesfool]

Obviously we need someone to invent the technology to do this.

[ignipes]

I read that fairy tale once. It's called "The Elves and the Pornmaker," right?

[musesfool]

Do you think if I leave out a saucer of bourbon, magical porn-writing elves will come and write my sex scenes for me?

[ignipes]

It's worth a shot!

[musesfool]

Ooh, good idea - a shot instead of a saucer. Yes.

[writingpathways]

Sometimes I'm tempted to type: (insert actual good sentences here) and hope it just happens.

[musesfool]

I hear that.

Possibly using pointy brackets instead of parentheses will make it work?

[hummingwolf]

Seeing your title, all I can think of is there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. Maybe what you need is a magical, porn-writing Elvis to work for you.

[musesfool]

Ahahahaha! It's as good a theory as any as to where Elvis is.

And good lord, the 80s. *facepalm*

[chicklet_girl]

Dammit! That was going to be my strategy for my umpteen million WIPs! Gah!

[musesfool]

Maybe if you try pointy brackets? Or curly ones? But the square ones and parentheses don't seem to work...