PROMPT SET #4
1. "That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around!"
| The Simpsons
2. "It's not a phobia, it's a healthy fear of our natural predators. It's us versus them and frankly I'm starting to wonder whose side you're on!"
| Frasier
3. "Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad."
| Bend It Like Beckham
4. "Baby, if I was premenstrual, you'd be dead."
| The Associate
5. "Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
| House, M.D.
6. "God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head."
| The Office
7. "The life that I was trying for is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe."
| As Good As It Gets
8. "The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you."
| Four Weddings and a Funeral
9. "I guess sometimes the ground can shift between your feet. Sometimes your footing slips. You stumble. And sometimes you grab what's close to you and hold on as tight as you can."
| The Wonder Years
10. "Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!"
| Beverly Hills Cop II
11. “You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!”
| The Dark Knight
12. “You're a loser, Joni... or whatever your name is. Because you live in fear. And that's not really living at all, is it? See, I don't live in fear. I'm alive.”
| Life on Mars
13. “Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
| High Fidelity
14. “A mental mind fuck can be nice.”
| Rocky Horror Picture Show
15. “You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.”
| Daredevil
16. “You want to save the environment? Take a shower, Hippie.”
| Chuck
17. “I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't”
| McLintock
18. “Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.”
| Bringing Up Baby
19. “I am sure if there is something out there looking down on us from somewhere else in the universe, they're wise enough to stay away from us.”
| CSI
20. “Are you blackmailing me, you ambitious shit?”
| Enemy of the State
100 word minimum for responses
Reply with links to responses in THIS post
Please note that one response a month is all that's needed as a minimum requirement to stay active, but feel free to answer as many prompts as you like.
| The Simpsons
2. "It's not a phobia, it's a healthy fear of our natural predators. It's us versus them and frankly I'm starting to wonder whose side you're on!"
| Frasier
3. "Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad."
| Bend It Like Beckham
4. "Baby, if I was premenstrual, you'd be dead."
| The Associate
5. "Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
| House, M.D.
6. "God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head."
| The Office
7. "The life that I was trying for is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe."
| As Good As It Gets
8. "The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you."
| Four Weddings and a Funeral
9. "I guess sometimes the ground can shift between your feet. Sometimes your footing slips. You stumble. And sometimes you grab what's close to you and hold on as tight as you can."
| The Wonder Years
10. "Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!"
| Beverly Hills Cop II
11. “You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!”
| The Dark Knight
12. “You're a loser, Joni... or whatever your name is. Because you live in fear. And that's not really living at all, is it? See, I don't live in fear. I'm alive.”
| Life on Mars
13. “Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
| High Fidelity
14. “A mental mind fuck can be nice.”
| Rocky Horror Picture Show
15. “You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.”
| Daredevil
16. “You want to save the environment? Take a shower, Hippie.”
| Chuck
17. “I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't”
| McLintock
18. “Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.”
| Bringing Up Baby
19. “I am sure if there is something out there looking down on us from somewhere else in the universe, they're wise enough to stay away from us.”
| CSI
20. “Are you blackmailing me, you ambitious shit?”
| Enemy of the State
100 word minimum for responses
Reply with links to responses in THIS post
Please note that one response a month is all that's needed as a minimum requirement to stay active, but feel free to answer as many prompts as you like.