⇥switch
⇥zibomb
⇥800
⇥r
⇥comedy smut is the best. i remember writing this for someone a while ago~ also this may have happened to me once in the shower kinda idk.
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Jiho is everything but a bottom.
Well, that’s what he thinks. That is until he’s pressed up against the slippery bathroom wall, legs wrapped tightly around Minhyuk’s thin but soft waist.
It's clearly visible that Minhyuk is enjoying this more then he possibly should. His eyes straight down, staring at his cock re-appearing every split second out of Jiho’s tight pink hole.
But Minhyuk delights in the way that Jiho is trying not to enjoy this like he knows he already is. His head completely thrown back with veins bulging through the slope of his long neck, bumping into the shower head with every quick paced thrust of his boyfriends hips. Minhyuk leans forwards, mapping out the strained lines with his tongue. Jiho knows this’ll hurt in the morning, but Minhyuk’s cock feels so good inside of him; barely scraping that sensitive spot every time Minhyuk juts his hips to the insides of his thighs.
He’s a tease, really. But after a good hour of pushing and kissing he was more then ready for this.
“Fuck! Min- I’m g-gonna-“
Jiho really doesn't have to stutter twice because Minhyuk is already way ahead of him, his right hand still underneath the slightly plump curve of Jiho’s ass, his free hand gathering Jiho’s cock tugging on it at an uneven pace to his thrusts, slick with whatever soapy water still lingered on their hot skin.
And Jiho clings onto Minhyuk for dear life, nails digging into taut skin stretching across the plain of his back as he attempts to get through his high with a silent but heavy scream. He's never had anything hit him so hard before, brows furrowed and teeth bared.
Within a matter of seconds he’s dropped to the ground, back bone corking into the edge of the shower door. “Fuck- Minhyuk, what the…?” he speaks slowly, eyes still clouded from his orgasm.
“Jiho! God dammit!”
“What did I do?!” Jiho spits, wincing from the sharp pain in his ass. Eh, it was worth it, he reminds himself for later.
Meanwhile Minhyuk still has his cock at full mast which is nearly hitting Jiho’s face with the way he’s stamping his feet around, his hands digging at his own eyes for dear life. He looks like spider on skates flailing around like that.
“The fuck is wrong with you hyung?” Jiho asks in a slightly annoyed tone, finally getting to his feet.
That’s when Minhyuk rips his hands away from his face, shaking them towards the ground in a panic. “You got cum in my eye!”
Jiho's face expression perfectly resembles a smug cat, Minhyuk knows he pulls this face before he’s either about to laugh or really, fart. Suddenly Jiho is in a fit of light giggles, he clutches to his skinny stomach trying to hold back the laughter, teeth fully bared as he chokes back a wheeze.
Apparently Minhyuk doesn't think it’s as amusing because there is cum still in the corner of his eye and wow, who thought cum could sting your eye so much. “Jiho it’s not funny, get it out!” he scrambles before pulling his eyelid down to show his boyfriend, cock still bobbing around.
"It’s your own fault for jerking my cock in upwards towards your eye you fucking moron."
"Where else was I supposed to tug it?! Just get it out!”
"Fine, stay still." Jiho mumbles before dripping some water into his eye to try and remove the offending cum.
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It’s only when they step out the shower that Minhyuk reaches around Jiho’s waist, still naked from the previous events, nuzzling into his warm skin. He takes in a deep breath, still coming from from a rough but fast blow job just to finish him off (by a still giggling boyfriend), and leans his head up to press a kiss underneath the soft barely-there 5 o’clock shadow of Jiho’s chin.
"I like it when you have stubble." he mumbles. They stay like that for a while just enjoying each others warmth.
Jiho looks down at the elders red eye, still slightly puffy. He kisses him swiftly once on the lips. “Does it still hurt?”
Minhyuk just grumbles into Jiho’s chest, nuzzling further into his chest to gain his scent. He hums, “A little…”
His moment is cut off by a chuckling Jiho and a slap to the ass.
Minhyuk stares at Jiho's naked ass as he walks into the hall. "This is why I top and you don’t baby."
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an: hides in corner. comments and hearts are much appreciated bc i'm a sensitive little poop.