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Title : Of earplugs, ribbons and nutella
Beta : yukimiya87
Genre : Romance, Crack, Fluff,
Pairing : Jaeho & Yunjae xD
Length : 2615wo
Rating : R (HJ and SM?)
Summary : Jaejoong happened to have a problem whenever he was in bed with his boyfriend. Desperate, he asked Changmin for help.
A/N : B-day fic for yuki_3 , my love :3 ♥
Two naked bodies were panting hard, trying to catch their breath. The taller man let out a sigh of pleasure once again, when his lover pulled out of him. That was some intense sex, Yunho agreed.
“Oh God… Jae, o-oh my…”
He tried to express his emotions but he couldn’t, his thoughts were all over the place. Kim Jaejoong fucked him, yes. So much he couldn’t be able to think properly. On the other hand, ‘Oh God, oh God…’ was all that Jaejoong could say to himself. He was damn tired but his eyes widened as he thought about their fuck. Somehow, he got scared; he didn’t want this situation to continue! It was so freaking… freak!
When he tried to get away form his boyfriend, the latter put an arm protectively around his waist, and snuggled against him. The older man wanted to struggle but Yunho was -just for this time- stronger than he was.
“Hn… Love you Joongie,” Yunho murmured cutely as he was squeezing his supposed-to-be-teddy Jae-bear.
The said plush breathed deeply eyes shut as he forced himself to not remember of the previous moments. He had to. Twenty minutes later, he finally managed to fall asleep, obliged to stay in Yunho’s embrace.
---
Jaejoong woke up slowly and left his room without a noise, yawning towards the living room. He sat besides the youngest member, who was having his breakfast while watching cartoons. He let out a sigh before rubbing his eyes.
“Sleepy, huh? Horny brats,” Changmin murmured when he ate his Cornflakes.
The lead vocal took his head in his hands with a groan. ‘Don’t talk about this, please,’ he moaned in frustration, but his friend asked for the reason. It was weird that his hyung would be in such a state. Jaejoong scratched his head before sighing again.
“Yunho… When we do it… makes weird noises…” he confessed, almost whispering, as if he was scared someone could hear him.
“He didn’t before?”
“No. Until the day we started to ‘JaeHo’ things up a little…”
“Hm,” Changmin pondered. “Maybe you hurt him or something.”
“He begs for me to top!” Jaejoong exclaimed. “And if I hurt him, he wouldn’t be like ‘Hnnn~ Oh yes! Right there~’-”
“HEY! As much as I enjoy porn, don’t do that again during breakfast, will you?” the youngest man threatened his friend by pointing at him with a spoon full of nutella. “Anyway, you sounded like a girl…”
“Yes, exactly.”
“What do you mean? You- Oh. OH! Don’t tell me-”
“Min. I feel like I’m fucking a girl.”
That made Changmin almost choke on his slice of bread.
---
Silence filled the room when Changmin put the food on the table and waited. He didn’t dare to utter a word. Who would guess that their manly leader-ssi wasn’t that manly in bed? It was like… the scoop of the century, teasing Changmin to spread rumours on the net. It would be so much fun, but that wasn’t the time to come up with a sneaky plan; his friend needed support.
“And when it was YunJae, was it the same?” he asked, trying to understand the situation.
“His moans were normal, Changmin. NORMAL. But the guy’s like addicted to JaeHo! We can’t switch back! That’s irreversible!!” Jaejoong couldn’t help screaming.
He had been keeping things to himself for so long, it was eating him alive. It was unbearable. Unaware that he raised his voice -and that he could wake the three other bandmates-, the young man kept talking.
“I love to top, okay. But I’m not straight for God’s sake!”
“That’s good to hear,” the two men heard leader-ssi’s voice yawning and chuckling at the same time.
The eldest member felt a shiver running down his spine, started to sweat, wondering what his lover heard. He was so busted. However, the other man sounded… amused? There was a slight chance he was clueless. Yunho stood behind Jaejoong and kissed his neck slowly. ‘Hi, baby. That was great yesterday, thank you…’ he whispered as he let another kiss on his favourite skin. ‘Yo-you’re welcome, it was… good.’
“Get a room, horny lovebirds,” Changmin sighed, enjoying his fifth nutella spoon.
“NO!” Jaejoong yelled suddenly out of nowhere, surprising his boyfriend and not so much the other man -who was smirking by the way.
‘Well hello to you, people~,’ Yoochun exclaimed as he stepped out of his bedroom, distracting the two other men in the living room. Jaejoong was safe. ‘I love you, soulmate. I really do.’
---
The day after when Jaejoong woke up, all that he had in head was to change their routine. He needed the sex, of course, but there was no way he would get back to JaeHo. He had enough of Yunho’s moans. He found the house empty, that was pretty rare, and he felt like not letting this opportunity to slip.
Finding his Yunnie working hard on his computer -shirtless not to mention- on his desk, the younger couldn’t help himself but lick his lips. His man was so handsome. He walked towards him, put his hand on his shoulders slowly and kissed his head. Yunho felt his lover’s hands running on his waist and Jaejoong’s breath fanning on his neck. That was so arousing that he could almost come in his pants.
“I want you,” the elder man simply whispered in his ear.
And when Yunho turned to see him, he stood up and didn’t waste his time by smashing their mouths together. He put his hands on his boyfriend’s waist while the latter was pulling his hair, teasing him a little more. The leader pushed him on the bed without breaking their kiss. The heat was starting to rise little by little as Jaejoong was stroking Yunho’s torso.
The latter opened the other’s shirt and kissed him passionately before nibbling on his neck. ‘It’s… YunJae time!’ Jaejoong screamed of joy inwardly. Feeling Yunho’s mouth on his nipples, on his stomach, on his belly button, he couldn’t help himself but moan, biting on his lip. The younger man took his pants off and stroked the other’s bulge lightly through the underwear, teasing him. Suddenly, he lay down and smiled.
“Come on Joongie, fuck me.”
“But it was supposed to be YunJae today!” the other whined, making a face.
“I like it better when you do me,” Yunho pouted cutely.
His boyfriend couldn’t resist to that pout and he was so excited that he couldn’t stop their business. He claimed his lips again and switched positions to top Yunho. Trying to distract the other with many kisses, he ravished his mouth, pinched his nipples when his lover asked him to hurry things up a little.
Frowning slightly -but not enough for Yunho to notice it-, the young man murmured that he wouldn’t be long and stepped out of the room to go to the bathroom. Since their JaeHo days, Jaejoong had prepared things to prevent him from hearing the other moaning. With a sigh of relief, he finally found earplugs. A minute later, he was on top of Yunho again.
---
Satisfied, Jaejoong enjoyed each moment of their lovemaking. Of course it was due to his inability to hear Yunho. ‘Thank God.’ That was one of the best sex he ever had: he couldn’t hear Yunho and he got to top. Really, he couldn’t ask for more.
“Jae?” Yunho asked, trying to breathe again.
The other man didn’t react when his lover called him. Yunho tried again, nothing. He finally managed to catch his attention by shaking him a little. The latter took his earplugs off and started to panic. ‘Yes?’
“Why… earplugs?”
“Oh, that? Err… It’s because I like the feeling…” Jaejoong tried to explain, hoping he could convince Yunho. “But, I… don’t really need them I guess,” he added when he saw his Yunnie sad.
“I want you to hear to me,” the latter murmured softly while stroking his Joongie’s cheek.
The said Joongie smiled and snuggled against his boyfriend’s naked body. Okay so no earplugs. How would he survive? He didn’t want to hear the same moans over and over, he’d have a nightmare, that’s for sure. He closed his eyes, his thoughts already wandering to find another solution.
---
“You bought earplugs? I swear to God this is funniest thing I ever heard,” Changmin laughed out loud, clapping his hands.
“Oh come on! I needed the sex and… that’s the only solution I found okay?!” Jaejoong frowned with a pout.
“Couldn’t you switch to YunJae?”
“Impossible. I told you, he’s addicted to the JaeHo channel. Min, I don’t know what to do anymore,” Jaejoong whined. “I’m going to explode someday.”
Changmin patted his friend’s hand and grab another spoon of nutella. ‘Want some?’ He finally ate it since the other refused it and started to think hard. Jaejoong needed his help as soon as possible; it was an emergency.
“I got it,” he said a minute later. “Well, it may seem kinky but it will work.”
“What is it? What is it? I’ll do it!”
“You could shut him up with scarf in his mouth, blindfold him… and maybe you could tie him up with handcuffs and then you could remind him who’s the boss and spank him and it will get hot and you’ll whip him and…”
“And I’m going to take all of your porn away,” Jaejoong finished.
“Wait! I didn’t mean to… get carried away. I was only thinking that you could shut his mouth,” Changmin replied, enjoying his nth spoon of nutella.
Jaejoong let out a sigh. ‘Well, I know that I could shut yours with nutella.’ Though he had to admit that the kid had a point. Yunho wouldn’t mind him to spice things up a little with this solution. He got to say that just thinking about his boyfriend tied up, blindfolded on the bed was tempting. Damn Changmin with his porn! Besides, it was the last resort; Jaejoong had to try it.
---
“Wow, that’s a whole package you got,” Yoochun exclaimed when he saw Jaejoong enter in their apartment with two bags.
“Yeah, I went to the haberdasher's shop,” the latter murmured as if he thought he could end the discussion.
“Oh, what did you buy?” Changmin asked with a mischievous smile.
The elder man in the room sent him a death glare. That kid… he was so dead. He sighed and murmured. ‘Just a few ribbons and stuff…’ And when Changmin burst out in laughter, the third man was completely clueless. What’s so funny about this?
“Oh so now you’re sewing?” he asked casually.
And Changmin died.
---
Jaejoong left his soulmate and his so-called other friend in the living room to the bedroom. Fortunately, his lover wasn’t there so he could think of his plan. He felt that he would fuck him hard tonight just to make it up for the whole frustration. With a few ribbons, he felt invincible. It was going to be the end of Yunho’s girly moans, the end.
The whole afternoon, he tried to make himself look good. He took a shower with an aphrodisiac shampoo (that’s what it says on the bottle) -that he had to hide it otherwise someone would make fun of him-, coloured his hair in black and then got dressed but not too much, only the pants on. If Yunho wouldn’t want him, he didn’t know what he’d do.
He hid the two bags under the bed and waited in front of his computer. Damn he was excited. Two hours later, someone entered in the room. He could already feel it was Yunho. He turned to see him and smiled.
“Where were you?” he asked softly.
“Discussing with the manager about some stuff,” Yunho answered before giving a peck on the lips. “You look great.”
The latter didn’t even give the chance to reply that he spoke again. ‘You smell so good’ As if he was under the shampoo’s mesmerizing spell. ‘And you look so hot, Jae.’ At that moment, Jaejoong wanted to scream of victory. ‘Made yourself good for me, huh?’ The elder man just nodded as he stood up and whispered in his ear.
“I got a surprise; let me take care of you.”
‘Hell yes,’ the other man wanted to say -or scream. He got pushed on the bed, smiling all the way. His lover was on top of him like a feline and ravished his mouth. If he knew that he’d have such a nice greeting, he’d have left their manager earlier. Jaejoong picked something under the bed and took ribbons and blindfolds. Yunho didn’t understand the meaning of this but when the other man whispered in his ear that they would have some fun with it, he didn’t complain.
The lead singer tied his boyfriend’s wrist together, blindfolded him and put a sort of scarf in his mouth. Now, that was getting interesting. The leader felt Jaejoong’s mouth in his neck, nibbling on the skin lightly while his hands were already opening his shirt button after button. The elder man kissed his cheeks and nose as he was caressing his man’s torso slowly. He started to nip one nipple with his teeth, pinching the other with his fingers. And Yunho felt already hard.
Smiling when Jaejoong felt the bulge in Yunho’s pants, he took off his belt quickly and unzipped his jeans. His tongue was taking care of his belly button while one hand was already taking his manhood, squeezing it a little. The victim of this treatment started to sigh of pleasure. Since he couldn’t see, he was more sensible than usual, that was so hot. He finally moaned, unable to prevent himself longer.
‘Wait, wait, wait, I can hear him!’ Jaejoong realised widen eyes. He continued his actions, hoping that his boyfriend’s moans won’t be heard because of the scarf. That was the contrary; Yunho was getting horny and Jaejoong could hear his girly moans.
“Okay. Enough is enough!” he finally blurted out, stopping his business.
He took off the blindfold as well as the scarf and untied his lover before sighing of frustration and sitting on the bed. ‘I can’t do it anymore,’ he murmured as he took his head in his hands. On the other hand, Yunho was completely clueless. He was about to ask what was wrong when he heard again his boyfriend. ‘I can’t take it, I can’t take it.’
“Jae… What’s wrong?” he asked with concern when he put his hand on Jaejoong’s shoulder.
“Don’t touch me you… you… big snail!” the latter screamed as he stood up.
“Snail?”
“Yes, because we don’t know their real gender!” Jaejoong exclaimed while flailing his arms because of his anger.
“What do you mean, Jaejoong?”
“I mean that I’m tired of fucking Mary Poppins, okay?!”
Yunho smiled and got dressed again. ‘Took you long to admit it.’ He stepped out of the room, leaving a confused Jaejoong. ‘Well, he seemed to take it well,’ he thought, relieved, though he wanted to ask him why he said that. That was weird. He followed him in the living room where everyone was there. At the same time, Yunho was talking with Yoochun and turned to Jaejoong.
“Sorry Joongie, but I made a deal with Yoochun. We were betting on how long you’ll take those girly moans,” the leader said, scratching his head.
“And I won!” Yoochun exclaimed, a fist in the air.
Junsu tried to hide his chuckle, Changmin died of laughter for the second time and Jaejoong locked himself in the bedroom. Humiliated, he hid himself under the blanket and started to whine. ‘I hate you soulmate. I really do.’
A/N: Happy b-day honey :3 ♥I hoped you liked it :) and you too people :D 1st real attempt at making crack .___."
Anyways, leave a comment? Love me? xD
Beta : yukimiya87
Genre : Romance, Crack, Fluff,
Pairing : Jaeho & Yunjae xD
Length : 2615wo
Rating : R (HJ and SM?)
Summary : Jaejoong happened to have a problem whenever he was in bed with his boyfriend. Desperate, he asked Changmin for help.
A/N : B-day fic for yuki_3 , my love :3 ♥
Two naked bodies were panting hard, trying to catch their breath. The taller man let out a sigh of pleasure once again, when his lover pulled out of him. That was some intense sex, Yunho agreed.
“Oh God… Jae, o-oh my…”
He tried to express his emotions but he couldn’t, his thoughts were all over the place. Kim Jaejoong fucked him, yes. So much he couldn’t be able to think properly. On the other hand, ‘Oh God, oh God…’ was all that Jaejoong could say to himself. He was damn tired but his eyes widened as he thought about their fuck. Somehow, he got scared; he didn’t want this situation to continue! It was so freaking… freak!
When he tried to get away form his boyfriend, the latter put an arm protectively around his waist, and snuggled against him. The older man wanted to struggle but Yunho was -just for this time- stronger than he was.
“Hn… Love you Joongie,” Yunho murmured cutely as he was squeezing his supposed-to-be-teddy Jae-bear.
The said plush breathed deeply eyes shut as he forced himself to not remember of the previous moments. He had to. Twenty minutes later, he finally managed to fall asleep, obliged to stay in Yunho’s embrace.
---
Jaejoong woke up slowly and left his room without a noise, yawning towards the living room. He sat besides the youngest member, who was having his breakfast while watching cartoons. He let out a sigh before rubbing his eyes.
“Sleepy, huh? Horny brats,” Changmin murmured when he ate his Cornflakes.
The lead vocal took his head in his hands with a groan. ‘Don’t talk about this, please,’ he moaned in frustration, but his friend asked for the reason. It was weird that his hyung would be in such a state. Jaejoong scratched his head before sighing again.
“Yunho… When we do it… makes weird noises…” he confessed, almost whispering, as if he was scared someone could hear him.
“He didn’t before?”
“No. Until the day we started to ‘JaeHo’ things up a little…”
“Hm,” Changmin pondered. “Maybe you hurt him or something.”
“He begs for me to top!” Jaejoong exclaimed. “And if I hurt him, he wouldn’t be like ‘Hnnn~ Oh yes! Right there~’-”
“HEY! As much as I enjoy porn, don’t do that again during breakfast, will you?” the youngest man threatened his friend by pointing at him with a spoon full of nutella. “Anyway, you sounded like a girl…”
“Yes, exactly.”
“What do you mean? You- Oh. OH! Don’t tell me-”
“Min. I feel like I’m fucking a girl.”
That made Changmin almost choke on his slice of bread.
---
Silence filled the room when Changmin put the food on the table and waited. He didn’t dare to utter a word. Who would guess that their manly leader-ssi wasn’t that manly in bed? It was like… the scoop of the century, teasing Changmin to spread rumours on the net. It would be so much fun, but that wasn’t the time to come up with a sneaky plan; his friend needed support.
“And when it was YunJae, was it the same?” he asked, trying to understand the situation.
“His moans were normal, Changmin. NORMAL. But the guy’s like addicted to JaeHo! We can’t switch back! That’s irreversible!!” Jaejoong couldn’t help screaming.
He had been keeping things to himself for so long, it was eating him alive. It was unbearable. Unaware that he raised his voice -and that he could wake the three other bandmates-, the young man kept talking.
“I love to top, okay. But I’m not straight for God’s sake!”
“That’s good to hear,” the two men heard leader-ssi’s voice yawning and chuckling at the same time.
The eldest member felt a shiver running down his spine, started to sweat, wondering what his lover heard. He was so busted. However, the other man sounded… amused? There was a slight chance he was clueless. Yunho stood behind Jaejoong and kissed his neck slowly. ‘Hi, baby. That was great yesterday, thank you…’ he whispered as he let another kiss on his favourite skin. ‘Yo-you’re welcome, it was… good.’
“Get a room, horny lovebirds,” Changmin sighed, enjoying his fifth nutella spoon.
“NO!” Jaejoong yelled suddenly out of nowhere, surprising his boyfriend and not so much the other man -who was smirking by the way.
‘Well hello to you, people~,’ Yoochun exclaimed as he stepped out of his bedroom, distracting the two other men in the living room. Jaejoong was safe. ‘I love you, soulmate. I really do.’
---
The day after when Jaejoong woke up, all that he had in head was to change their routine. He needed the sex, of course, but there was no way he would get back to JaeHo. He had enough of Yunho’s moans. He found the house empty, that was pretty rare, and he felt like not letting this opportunity to slip.
Finding his Yunnie working hard on his computer -shirtless not to mention- on his desk, the younger couldn’t help himself but lick his lips. His man was so handsome. He walked towards him, put his hand on his shoulders slowly and kissed his head. Yunho felt his lover’s hands running on his waist and Jaejoong’s breath fanning on his neck. That was so arousing that he could almost come in his pants.
“I want you,” the elder man simply whispered in his ear.
And when Yunho turned to see him, he stood up and didn’t waste his time by smashing their mouths together. He put his hands on his boyfriend’s waist while the latter was pulling his hair, teasing him a little more. The leader pushed him on the bed without breaking their kiss. The heat was starting to rise little by little as Jaejoong was stroking Yunho’s torso.
The latter opened the other’s shirt and kissed him passionately before nibbling on his neck. ‘It’s… YunJae time!’ Jaejoong screamed of joy inwardly. Feeling Yunho’s mouth on his nipples, on his stomach, on his belly button, he couldn’t help himself but moan, biting on his lip. The younger man took his pants off and stroked the other’s bulge lightly through the underwear, teasing him. Suddenly, he lay down and smiled.
“Come on Joongie, fuck me.”
“But it was supposed to be YunJae today!” the other whined, making a face.
“I like it better when you do me,” Yunho pouted cutely.
His boyfriend couldn’t resist to that pout and he was so excited that he couldn’t stop their business. He claimed his lips again and switched positions to top Yunho. Trying to distract the other with many kisses, he ravished his mouth, pinched his nipples when his lover asked him to hurry things up a little.
Frowning slightly -but not enough for Yunho to notice it-, the young man murmured that he wouldn’t be long and stepped out of the room to go to the bathroom. Since their JaeHo days, Jaejoong had prepared things to prevent him from hearing the other moaning. With a sigh of relief, he finally found earplugs. A minute later, he was on top of Yunho again.
---
Satisfied, Jaejoong enjoyed each moment of their lovemaking. Of course it was due to his inability to hear Yunho. ‘Thank God.’ That was one of the best sex he ever had: he couldn’t hear Yunho and he got to top. Really, he couldn’t ask for more.
“Jae?” Yunho asked, trying to breathe again.
The other man didn’t react when his lover called him. Yunho tried again, nothing. He finally managed to catch his attention by shaking him a little. The latter took his earplugs off and started to panic. ‘Yes?’
“Why… earplugs?”
“Oh, that? Err… It’s because I like the feeling…” Jaejoong tried to explain, hoping he could convince Yunho. “But, I… don’t really need them I guess,” he added when he saw his Yunnie sad.
“I want you to hear to me,” the latter murmured softly while stroking his Joongie’s cheek.
The said Joongie smiled and snuggled against his boyfriend’s naked body. Okay so no earplugs. How would he survive? He didn’t want to hear the same moans over and over, he’d have a nightmare, that’s for sure. He closed his eyes, his thoughts already wandering to find another solution.
---
“You bought earplugs? I swear to God this is funniest thing I ever heard,” Changmin laughed out loud, clapping his hands.
“Oh come on! I needed the sex and… that’s the only solution I found okay?!” Jaejoong frowned with a pout.
“Couldn’t you switch to YunJae?”
“Impossible. I told you, he’s addicted to the JaeHo channel. Min, I don’t know what to do anymore,” Jaejoong whined. “I’m going to explode someday.”
Changmin patted his friend’s hand and grab another spoon of nutella. ‘Want some?’ He finally ate it since the other refused it and started to think hard. Jaejoong needed his help as soon as possible; it was an emergency.
“I got it,” he said a minute later. “Well, it may seem kinky but it will work.”
“What is it? What is it? I’ll do it!”
“You could shut him up with scarf in his mouth, blindfold him… and maybe you could tie him up with handcuffs and then you could remind him who’s the boss and spank him and it will get hot and you’ll whip him and…”
“And I’m going to take all of your porn away,” Jaejoong finished.
“Wait! I didn’t mean to… get carried away. I was only thinking that you could shut his mouth,” Changmin replied, enjoying his nth spoon of nutella.
Jaejoong let out a sigh. ‘Well, I know that I could shut yours with nutella.’ Though he had to admit that the kid had a point. Yunho wouldn’t mind him to spice things up a little with this solution. He got to say that just thinking about his boyfriend tied up, blindfolded on the bed was tempting. Damn Changmin with his porn! Besides, it was the last resort; Jaejoong had to try it.
---
“Wow, that’s a whole package you got,” Yoochun exclaimed when he saw Jaejoong enter in their apartment with two bags.
“Yeah, I went to the haberdasher's shop,” the latter murmured as if he thought he could end the discussion.
“Oh, what did you buy?” Changmin asked with a mischievous smile.
The elder man in the room sent him a death glare. That kid… he was so dead. He sighed and murmured. ‘Just a few ribbons and stuff…’ And when Changmin burst out in laughter, the third man was completely clueless. What’s so funny about this?
“Oh so now you’re sewing?” he asked casually.
And Changmin died.
---
Jaejoong left his soulmate and his so-called other friend in the living room to the bedroom. Fortunately, his lover wasn’t there so he could think of his plan. He felt that he would fuck him hard tonight just to make it up for the whole frustration. With a few ribbons, he felt invincible. It was going to be the end of Yunho’s girly moans, the end.
The whole afternoon, he tried to make himself look good. He took a shower with an aphrodisiac shampoo (that’s what it says on the bottle) -that he had to hide it otherwise someone would make fun of him-, coloured his hair in black and then got dressed but not too much, only the pants on. If Yunho wouldn’t want him, he didn’t know what he’d do.
He hid the two bags under the bed and waited in front of his computer. Damn he was excited. Two hours later, someone entered in the room. He could already feel it was Yunho. He turned to see him and smiled.
“Where were you?” he asked softly.
“Discussing with the manager about some stuff,” Yunho answered before giving a peck on the lips. “You look great.”
The latter didn’t even give the chance to reply that he spoke again. ‘You smell so good’ As if he was under the shampoo’s mesmerizing spell. ‘And you look so hot, Jae.’ At that moment, Jaejoong wanted to scream of victory. ‘Made yourself good for me, huh?’ The elder man just nodded as he stood up and whispered in his ear.
“I got a surprise; let me take care of you.”
‘Hell yes,’ the other man wanted to say -or scream. He got pushed on the bed, smiling all the way. His lover was on top of him like a feline and ravished his mouth. If he knew that he’d have such a nice greeting, he’d have left their manager earlier. Jaejoong picked something under the bed and took ribbons and blindfolds. Yunho didn’t understand the meaning of this but when the other man whispered in his ear that they would have some fun with it, he didn’t complain.
The lead singer tied his boyfriend’s wrist together, blindfolded him and put a sort of scarf in his mouth. Now, that was getting interesting. The leader felt Jaejoong’s mouth in his neck, nibbling on the skin lightly while his hands were already opening his shirt button after button. The elder man kissed his cheeks and nose as he was caressing his man’s torso slowly. He started to nip one nipple with his teeth, pinching the other with his fingers. And Yunho felt already hard.
Smiling when Jaejoong felt the bulge in Yunho’s pants, he took off his belt quickly and unzipped his jeans. His tongue was taking care of his belly button while one hand was already taking his manhood, squeezing it a little. The victim of this treatment started to sigh of pleasure. Since he couldn’t see, he was more sensible than usual, that was so hot. He finally moaned, unable to prevent himself longer.
‘Wait, wait, wait, I can hear him!’ Jaejoong realised widen eyes. He continued his actions, hoping that his boyfriend’s moans won’t be heard because of the scarf. That was the contrary; Yunho was getting horny and Jaejoong could hear his girly moans.
“Okay. Enough is enough!” he finally blurted out, stopping his business.
He took off the blindfold as well as the scarf and untied his lover before sighing of frustration and sitting on the bed. ‘I can’t do it anymore,’ he murmured as he took his head in his hands. On the other hand, Yunho was completely clueless. He was about to ask what was wrong when he heard again his boyfriend. ‘I can’t take it, I can’t take it.’
“Jae… What’s wrong?” he asked with concern when he put his hand on Jaejoong’s shoulder.
“Don’t touch me you… you… big snail!” the latter screamed as he stood up.
“Snail?”
“Yes, because we don’t know their real gender!” Jaejoong exclaimed while flailing his arms because of his anger.
“What do you mean, Jaejoong?”
“I mean that I’m tired of fucking Mary Poppins, okay?!”
Yunho smiled and got dressed again. ‘Took you long to admit it.’ He stepped out of the room, leaving a confused Jaejoong. ‘Well, he seemed to take it well,’ he thought, relieved, though he wanted to ask him why he said that. That was weird. He followed him in the living room where everyone was there. At the same time, Yunho was talking with Yoochun and turned to Jaejoong.
“Sorry Joongie, but I made a deal with Yoochun. We were betting on how long you’ll take those girly moans,” the leader said, scratching his head.
“And I won!” Yoochun exclaimed, a fist in the air.
Junsu tried to hide his chuckle, Changmin died of laughter for the second time and Jaejoong locked himself in the bedroom. Humiliated, he hid himself under the blanket and started to whine. ‘I hate you soulmate. I really do.’
A/N: Happy b-day honey :3 ♥I hoped you liked it :) and you too people :D 1st real attempt at making crack .___."
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