44.9. Defend

[scrubbedup]

I don't appreciate it being hinted that I'm socially handicapped because I'm a single male nurse, thank you very much... and no, I'm not gay.

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[peninmypocket]

You'd totally go gay for me.

[peninmypocket]

You're welcome. How about I just come be a pain in your side, and we can watch a video. Or porn. Aren't you supposed to be happy they're happy, or some crap? I don't know, maybe not. You are the big brother. Have you met them? What would you have done if I'd wound up fucking one of them? You think they're rotten fruit, or something? Female?

[scrubbedup]

Are you working? I dunno, I've never had them both fucking guys at the same time before. At least, not that I know of. I met Randy's lay. He's a nurse at the hospital and was over for Christmas. Mel's is a doctor, and the DJ at The London, but I've never met him. You wouldn't have wound up fucking one of them, I might have been forced to kill you. Well, you don't know if they are! They might be! Guys are bastards. Mixed bag.

[peninmypocket]

I can get away. Now that you mention it, I don't ever remember you having to deal with that before either. So he's alright, aside from you wanting to kill him? He treats her well? Oh, shit, really? See?! Doctor and a fucking DJ. How do I compete with that? My dick's wimpering. It's never getting laid. True, and I much prefer you not killing me. Guys are bastards? What about us! We've fucked someone's sister at one point, or another. I'm only interested in girls.

[scrubbedup]

It's up to you, dude. I'm home. I still want to kill them both. I guess he treats her alright, but I feel like there's more to him than meets the eye. So, I want to kill him. Yeah, and the bloke is apparently blond and blue-eyed. You're screwed, dude. We're bastards too! All guys are bastards, just on different levels. I've only met a few in Surgical, and I know of Mel's lay.

[peninmypocket]

I'll be over soon. Blond and blue-eyed? Jesus, fuck that. What happened to us brunettes getting a look in, man? I hate this. I need to get laid. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid. I'm so lonely. Can we both kill them for getting laid while we don't? Or just while I don't.

[scrubbedup]

It's overrated. Fucking just gets you into trouble. Go and become a monk.

[peninmypocket]

What happened?

[scrubbedup]

Nothing. Ran it's course.

[peninmypocket]

Is this why you were really dying?

[scrubbedup]

No, I was ill. It was just simultaneous to that.

[peninmypocket]

Convenient.

[scrubbedup]

You think I'm lying?

[peninmypocket]

Didn't say that. Just you do tend to be a bottler when it doesn't involve killing your sisters' lays, and it usually becomes a cold, or something.

[scrubbedup]

And she made me stuck on the crapper with the shits for nearly a whole day, did she? That's some talent, considering I wasn't even dating her.

[peninmypocket]

Exactly. Which means you're all churned up about it deep down, but won't admit to it.