And everyone has to be dressed as ninjas too. It would be the epic wedding of forever. Hey, maybe we're already married? We couldn't remember anything after Rachel's party, so you never know. The Scouts pinched it off the ninjas. The ninjas just let them think they own it.
Well, I had to make sure I kept your attention from Day One otherwise I might have had to put up a real fight for you, and Kurt told me that would be unfabulous. I just want to be Leonardo. He's way cool! Even if he kicked the bucket in that movie. He kicks the bucket in a lot of his movies, doesn't he?
Do you think we're already married? I don't have a ring. But it would totally be an epic wedding. Only, can I wear a black dress and not white? Or do I have to wear white? Those ninjas are so sneaky!
You spoke to Kurt about it? Did you like me before Asian Camp? I like him know he's older. I didn't like him so much in his early films. But he does make Shakespeare totally cool. And yes, he does. Maybe he's obsessed with death too?
Then no, because I wouldn't suck enough not to give you a ring. Some things are just vital. How else are people going to know we belong to each other? Rings are awesome. Isn't white a symbol of, you know, nothing beyond third base? I think we already got beyond that, babe.
Actually, he just offered the information. He said if I was serious about it, I should be classy about it. Sound advice. You were with Artie before Asian camp, so not to sound mean or anything, but I didn't really notice you in that way before. I don't think I was ready for a girlfriend before that anyway. I thought Catch Me If You Can and Inception were awesome. You do realise death is the complete end right? You should be obsessed with, I don't know, tropical fish? They're pretty.
I was considering dragging you to a tattoo parlour to have "Property of Tina Cohen-Chang" put on your forehead. Maybe your ass. Both? Would a ring be better? And yet there are still plenty of women wearing white despite that. I didn't know if a bride in white was something you wanted. I mean, it's not like we've covered the wedding stuff before.
That's not mean, that's honest. And I like honest. I mean, it's not like I thought about you like that either because I was with Artie, but then it was over and there you were with your abs and amazing kissing. No going back. I like that I got you just in time to be ready for a girlfriend. I like those for sure. And I like The Departed. I wonder why he never does comedies? He's always srs bizness. Tropical fish? Seriously?
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Well, I had to make sure I kept your attention from Day One otherwise I might have had to put up a real fight for you, and Kurt told me that would be unfabulous. I just want to be Leonardo. He's way cool! Even if he kicked the bucket in that movie. He kicks the bucket in a lot of his movies, doesn't he?
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You spoke to Kurt about it? Did you like me before Asian Camp? I like him know he's older. I didn't like him so much in his early films. But he does make Shakespeare totally cool. And yes, he does. Maybe he's obsessed with death too?
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Actually, he just offered the information. He said if I was serious about it, I should be classy about it. Sound advice. You were with Artie before Asian camp, so not to sound mean or anything, but I didn't really notice you in that way before. I don't think I was ready for a girlfriend before that anyway. I thought Catch Me If You Can and Inception were awesome. You do realise death is the complete end right? You should be obsessed with, I don't know, tropical fish? They're pretty.
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That's not mean, that's honest. And I like honest. I mean, it's not like I thought about you like that either because I was with Artie, but then it was over and there you were with your abs and amazing kissing. No going back. I like that I got you just in time to be ready for a girlfriend. I like those for sure. And I like The Departed. I wonder why he never does comedies? He's always srs bizness. Tropical fish? Seriously?
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