Ohhhhh, hell yeah. He's a fantastic kisser. It was totally out of the blue, too, so it took me by surprise. But even all the times I imagined that in my head, the real deal was a hundred times better. Is that how you felt with Mike? I really don't know, but he went from being cool with Blaine to being a douche to him. Blaine thinks he did something wrong now, too. Do you regret it or were you ready deep down for it?
I felt so cheap, but then it turned into something pretty damn hot... so I can't complain. He has this way of loosening me up and getting me to just have fun with this without getting a complex. I'm grossly in love, T. Who would have ever thought it?
I hadn't exactly imagined it a lot with Mike, but the real deal was so amazing. Even more amazing than seeing Dean Winchester with his shirt off. Mike's abs are way better than his, and Mike's real and I get to kiss him any time I want. Just like you get to kiss Blaine whenever you want. It's the best, isn't it? Maybe he's worried about the solo thing? I was ready. I mean, I had been trying to picture Bieste to not be ready, and then we got told not to do that so I was trying to picture other things, but he's Mike! I was ready.
Exactly, boyfriends are good at making ordinary all sexified. Embrace it and run with it, Kurt. You can be Lady Fabulous all you want, but you still need to have fun. Certainly not me... kidding. I'm glad you found it, K.
God, I think I was lusting after Blaine from day one. It was quite embarrassing actually. He just looked so adorable in his blazer with his gelled hair and his pocket watch. I thought he was a gift from the angels or something. This is what hormones do to you when you infiltrate Gay Hogwarts. How... I mean, how did you know you were ready? Was there some sort of theme song that played, or bells in your brain or something?
It's nice to be that close to someone in a way no one else has seen you, you know? Like, totally between you and them. I like that bit. After I got over the baby penguin routine anyway.
Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about that part. You really must have been in hormone heaven with all those blazer boys around. But you never looked past Blaine at all, did you? It was always him. There wasn't even another Warbler you had a tiny crush on? No, we just got to that bit where you normally have the voice that kicks in to say "hey slow down, what's the rush? too much too soon!" but there was no voice. Just this feeling like you didn't want to stop and you finally wanted to find out what would happen if you kept going. Does that make sense?
Now I'm just wondering what animal I was before all this. But I know exactly what you're talking about. I really, really do.
It was always him, only him. I was a lost cause as from "I'm Blaine" and he's had me ever since. This was why I wanted to tear Rachel's eyeballs out and feed them to a gorilla when she kissed Blaine at the party and sung a duet with him. Duets are our thing... and this kissing just made me feel homicidal. That voice. I know that voice. It sounds like Dad, but usually saying "It's a great gift to give yourself on thirtieth birthday". And then it follows with "HUMMEL STOP! SOMETHING IS GOING TO GET STUCK THERE WHERE NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN STUCK BEFORE" and it's kind of a mood killer... But Blaine kissing Rachel is my cold shower, so it works. Did you like it? Did it hurt? Was it embarrassing?
At least your boyfriend didn't tell you that your sexy faces look like gas pains. I think I'm just nervous about the whole gay sex thing, and porn scares me.
I do not even know what went through that girl's head. All I can say is that it's always the uptight ones that go off the deep end. Besides which, if anything, she'd turn a man gay and not bring him back from the dark side. I'm still amazed that you didn't kill her. How did you have the restraint? And your voice is intense. No wonder you haven't done it yet. Not that there's anything wrong with waiting. You shouldn't rush it, and wind up regretting it. I liked it, and it hurt, but it wasn't embarrassing. I mean, it's sex with a teenage boy. It's not meant to be epic the first time LOL. And I mean that with all the love for Mike in the world. But it's all intense and everything's new and overwhelming and it's not going to last hours. So just keep that in mind.
Yeah, I hope not. I never even asked him what my sexy faces look like to him. It's understandable, but it's Blaine. He'd never push you or hurt you.
She's lucky I didn't strangle her with her curtain dress. That was my man and she tried to steal him! I mean, um, he wasn't my man then, but I wanted him to be! It's the same thing, and she knew I fancied him from Valentine's Day. She still tried to steal and wanted to have Eurasian babies with him when he's not even Asian. I think I was just so blinded by shock and perving on his ass while he sung that I forgot to bitchslap her. How long did you guys wait? I mean, Blaine and me have been dating six months down. Do you think I'm frigid or prick-teasing him? Does it get better after the first time?
He probably likes them. This was, granted, before I started dating Blaine and he tells me know that I have gorgeous sexy faced, but they only looked strange when I was told I have to be sexy. I think he has a point. He doesn't, he's amazing. We're both, erm, inexperienced too so he's learning as much as I am.
She really does like dressing as furniture, I gotta say. I still don't really know what to call it. Frump chic? Hey, it's all fair in love and war and she was honing in on your potential guy! You had every right to get your bitch on. You can always give her a delayed bitch-slap. At least she wouldn't see it coming. We waited about that time. A little longer. No, no. I don't think you're frigid at all. Or prick-teasing him. Isn't prick-teasing more like when you keep promising to do it and then pull back and deny him? And yes, it gets so much better after the first time.
See? Learning together is the best part! You don't have to feel like you're trying to match up to what they've had before, or that you have to be so amazingly experienced first up. Just keep trusting him and take your time. Obviously he's willing to wait for you.
I would say suck THAT, but yeah...
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I felt so cheap, but then it turned into something pretty damn hot... so I can't complain. He has this way of loosening me up and getting me to just have fun with this without getting a complex. I'm grossly in love, T. Who would have ever thought it?
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Exactly, boyfriends are good at making ordinary all sexified. Embrace it and run with it, Kurt. You can be Lady Fabulous all you want, but you still need to have fun. Certainly not me... kidding. I'm glad you found it, K.
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It's nice to be that close to someone in a way no one else has seen you, you know? Like, totally between you and them. I like that bit. After I got over the baby penguin routine anyway.
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Now I'm just wondering what animal I was before all this. But I know exactly what you're talking about. I really, really do.
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At least your boyfriend didn't tell you that your sexy faces look like gas pains. I think I'm just nervous about the whole gay sex thing, and porn scares me.
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Yeah, I hope not. I never even asked him what my sexy faces look like to him. It's understandable, but it's Blaine. He'd never push you or hurt you.
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He probably likes them. This was, granted, before I started dating Blaine and he tells me know that I have gorgeous sexy faced, but they only looked strange when I was told I have to be sexy. I think he has a point. He doesn't, he's amazing. We're both, erm, inexperienced too so he's learning as much as I am.
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See? Learning together is the best part! You don't have to feel like you're trying to match up to what they've had before, or that you have to be so amazingly experienced first up. Just keep trusting him and take your time. Obviously he's willing to wait for you.
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