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[lovesguinness]

She thinks I'm a fucking easter egg. That wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to get laid.

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[nychandcuffs]

Oh, I don't know. You'd make a lovely egg.

[nychandcuffs]

I don't know, make the right woman come enough times, and you might. I would say whatever makes you happy. I'm done being a psycho bitch.

[lovesguinness]

Still going with Guinness, a tongue can only take so much. Aye? Well, half of me does.

[nychandcuffs]

But a green Guinness? Okay, well... which half?

[lovesguinness]

The left, same way my cock tucks.

[nychandcuffs]

I think most of the women in London might be in danger of crying if your cock goes back to the States.

[lovesguinness]

I'm sure some dude with a trust fund and royalty in their blood will be standing by waiting with a tissue.

[nychandcuffs]

Is that who you want to take care of Gee?

[lovesguinness]

Oh, I think she can take care of herself. She keeps telling me that on stereo.

[nychandcuffs]

Do you want to take care of her if she didn't keep telling you the opposite?

[lovesguinness]

She doesn't want me to. I got the signals. She's all Miss Independent.

[nychandcuffs]

Just indulge me and play hypotheticals for a moment, okay? And you did look after her when the shit hit the fan with the lawyer.

[lovesguinness]

Fuck, I hate your hypotheticals. You never fucking mean them as hypothetical. Aye, and? Her lawyer friend isn't gonna get squished into a van every week.

[nychandcuffs]

You missed them really. Aye, and that means she's not incapable of needing you. Just like you're not incapable of taking her to dinner, and dating.

[lovesguinness]

No, I bloody didn't. What are you trying to say, Vee?

[nychandcuffs]

Yes, you did. I'm trying to say nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.