Score One For The Invertebrates

[murphy_slaw]

When an oyster gets an irritant particle lodged in a sensitive portion of its anatomy, the result is a pearl.

When I get an irritant particle lodged in a sensitive portion of my anatomy, the result is a booger.

Comments

[akbar56]

wiser words have never been spoken

[ilovetequila]

If only the irritant was lodged in a different, more sensitive portion of your anatomy, you could have a kidney stone!

[legacy_driver]

This implies that an oyster, when presented with one or several boogers, would string them together and wear them with a twinset. Can you document this assertion?