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muninx

Life in Hyphens

Jan 24, 2009 18:55

I'm not feeling coherent enough to compose a real entry, so have some goofy anecdotes:

- When I get on the bus, I always seem to end up seated in front of someone who chews gum with their mouth open. So I have something that sounds like two snakes fucking in a tub of jello happening less than a foot from my ears. And when it isn't that, its a woman ( Read more... )

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i_nightblade January 25 2009, 03:57:46 UTC

On that topic, Maxim > Cosmo. No wonder so many people think I'm a lesbian.

Dude, I'd agree that Maxim > Cosmo. Hell, used toilet paper > Cosmo, unless you must know about 100 Positions That Will Make Him Run Out And Buy That New Gucci Handbag For You And Lose That 10 Pounds Of Ass Fat That Makes You Hideous.

Anyway. On the hair (sorry, can't help with anything else): Trim the ends! That'll knock out the split ends, at least. Other than that, yeah, condition it. =P

muninx January 27 2009, 06:42:03 UTC

I think the only thing I ever found in an issue of Cosmo that I liked was a sampling of embarrassing personal stories women had sent in... Like one about a woman who stood up to give a standing ovation at a play and, unbeknownst to her, had her skirt tucked into her underwear.

And yeah, my hair gets a shampoo + conditioner combo designed for blonde hair, but that's all it gets. I haven't even had a cut in years. >.>

ASS FAT.

rei_windrift January 25 2009, 05:19:02 UTC

You have any idea how much I HATE that song (Sweet Home Alabama)?

That's like a funeral march for me. I swear to god.

And FFV is awesome, yo.

And CONTACT/CALL ME if you want communication or somethin.

muninx January 27 2009, 06:43:54 UTC

I pretty much hate the song too, but not as much as you do, apparently. xD

FFV is complicated... The storyline isn't up to par with FF6, but damn if it doesn't have a really compelling battle/job system.

Are you ever on MSN? All I see is that goofy mobile phone thing next to your name.

loonyemi January 25 2009, 05:42:42 UTC

<3

Pics of the meatloaf cat or it didn't happen.

muninx January 27 2009, 06:45:18 UTC

She's not hugely obese, but she's ROUND. When she sits, she's perfectly pear-shaped from the back. One of these days I'm going to put a fresh Bartlett next to her and take a picture.

arichi January 25 2009, 18:46:08 UTC

I love the car analogy.

3 feet of hair? Wow. That's longer than Emi had when we met her. Also, what do you have against better orgasms?

muninx January 27 2009, 06:46:46 UTC

Better orgasms are all well and good, but they don't have to involve so many glossy pages and perfume samples!