It has been three months since my last update. I am not dead. I am not expecting to get the internet for my apartment any time soon. I like not having it.

Obi is hugging my laptop monitor.

Riley brought a mouse into the house. I had to catch it and toss it back outside while on the telephone.

Yesterday afternoon I busted out my Transformers: The Movie DVD.

You've got the power. Yeah.

Today, when I was crossing Pleasant Valley St., a woman in an S.U.V. had stopped her car at such a place as to completely block the crosswalk. She also had her windows rolled down. I crossed in front of her car, pulled my headphones off of one ear, leaned forward so that my mouth was right by her opened window, and said "crosswalks are not for ( Read more... )

You should all watch Tarantulas on a Hovercraft.

Found here. If you have the gumption, you can even vote for it. I'd vote for it myself, but I'd feel guilty doing so unless I watched every other Blanks on a Blank submitted, even though I know that a movie Featuring Wes, Roy, Kareem, and Dave Kaci has got to be better than one without them.

Things that bother me:
1. Strangers calling me by name.
2. Every single one of my coworkers commenting on my haircut.
3. Being confused with Jeremy by management.

I just watched A Touch of Pink. It was a pretty good film. It was about a gay Indian who grew up in Toronto, then moved to London. He had Kerry Grant for an imaginary friend. He had a boyfriend named Giles.

What?

I escaped from the Dungeon of Munchor!

I killed Zinereem the leprechaun, Sanspants the zombie, Tonberryauron the leprechaun, Type Quantum the leprechaun, Flounderphil the floating eye, Photostrand the kobold, Heart Pineapple the floating eye, Evilnicola the floating eye, Steptotheleft the rat and Jon Libby the leprechaun.

I looted a Figurine of Wigu ( Read more... )