K: where do all the lighters go?
L: STRAIGHT TO LIGHTER HELL!
K: with my socks?
L: no, socks go to sock heaven
L: except for the naughty socks
L: they go STRAIGHT TO SOCK HELL!
K: but socks are stinky and dirty they should all go to sock hell
L: not new socks. new socks, much like unbaptized children, go to sock limbo.
K: I mean they're
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