Attention!

[multi_porpoise]

Heads up everyone!

As some of you may have heard, your Head Physician, Dr. Marsh, has been lax in his duties for some time, now, and as of yesterday has been let go. I want to make it clear that, unlike my predecessor, I will be keeping a very close eye on each and every one of you. As those of you who know me from Leaf can attest, I do not miss

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[snow_melts]

Hello, Dr. Umino.

Are you following Naruto?

[multi_porpoise]

Someone's got to make sure he doesn't blow something up.

How have you been, Hinata?

[social_spastic]

SPOILSPORT

[multi_porpoise]

Think of it as a challenge. I don't see anyone else around here capable of foiling your nefarious plots...

[blowagainstwind]

Yes sir.

[multi_porpoise]

Thank you.

[themindwalker]

Oh good, a new doctor. The old one was a bit too touchy-feely if you ask me.

[multi_porpoise]

Um, happy to be here? I try not to grope.

[themindwalker]

He gave me a breast exam like, every time I went in to see him. It was creepy.

[multi_porpoise]

...I hate to ask about the pelvic exams...

I'll pass that on to HR. They enjoy being painfully accurate and thorough in their letters of recommendation.

Provided you know how to check for yourself (and I'll be making sure all of the ladies here do) you really only need that done by a physician once a year.

[ashestotheblind]

Da, Doc. I need some more migraine pills, anyway.

[multi_porpoise]

Alright. Pick a time slot and come on in. I have a few different options we can discuss.

[ashestotheblind]

Early or late. It's too fucking hot the rest of the time.

[jia_ren]

Aw, I'll make you an ice cube. :3 A big one.

[profanitize]

A doc that cares?

Kudos to th' hirin' department for their sense of humor.

[multi_porpoise]

We can pretend I'm a greenhorn intern, if that's a little less mind-boggling...

[profanitize]

Hard t'imagine. 'specially if you're replacin' Doc Pervert an' all our lives are dependent on a greenhorn replacement.

[multi_porpoise]

There's no pleasing you, is there?