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[multi_porpoise]

Looks like we got a few newbies in, so guess what time it is?

Yes, it's that time.

Check-up time. Yes, this means everyone. I know you're all thrilled.

Swing by my office, any time of day or night within the next week. Shouldn't take more than a half an hour. And yes, there will be candy.

(Juugo, I'll come by your station, as per usual.)

Comments

[jia_ren]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[multi_porpoise]

Better now than later. Later there will be shots...

[jia_ren]

B-but...

[multi_porpoise]

This time will be quick and painless, I promise!

[social_spastic]

I don't want candy! D:

[multi_porpoise]

...really? You don't? What do you want (that's within reason)?

[social_spastic]

I dont even like candy!! WHy does everyone think I like candy? I want a woo-- oh wait. Uhhh I dunno. ;_;

[multi_porpoise]

Well, come up with something (within reason). Otherwise you'll be stuck with a box of saltines.

[themindwalker]

I've already been checked from head to toe extensively by people that I don't like nearly as much as you-- this will be a pleasure.

When is a good time to come by? Oh and underwear or no underwear?

[multi_porpoise]

I am happy to please.

I'm guessing most people will be coming by in the afternoons, so morning or evening would probably be quieter. And that is entirely up to you, dear.

[waterandwin]

What happens if we forget?

[jia_ren]

He kills you and buries you outside in the desert.

It's true.

[multi_porpoise]

She's right. I'll hunt you down.

[waterandwin]

I'm so scared. Hold me, mommy.

[ashestotheblind]

Da. I think I need to book in for some surgery- my spine keeps slipping out, need new disks again.

Can I skip the candy for steak instead

[multi_porpoise]

Ick, really? I'll check into that.

I think I can work something out.

[ashestotheblind]

Yeah. It's been a couple years since I last had them done, I think.

SCORE

[multi_porpoise]

I'll make a note of it, then.